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Reply to My sister made a diaper toss game for my baby shower by WhatTheFlutter

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Current_Cricket6889 t1_ja53ziz wrote

Reply to What is up with Amazon Lightning Deals? by Venturin

Assuming this is not a toilet seat. What the hell is it? I feel like there should be a barker that stands next to this contraption saying "cancer here, come get your cancer. Only 6 easy payments of $59.99, this this cancer machine can be yours."

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Decweb t1_ja53xdu wrote

Reply to comment by ChicagoChurro in I got my parrot a doll that sings since he enjoys playing with hair. Can’t tell if he loves or hates her 😂 by ChicagoChurro

Get as indignant as you like, I'm glad to hear you have a clue. As for the rest of the readers downvoting me, I hope they have a clue too, because most people do not, and the majority of these birds are cared for poorly. If I opened anybody's eyes, that's fine by me.

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dawho1 t1_ja524lz wrote

Reply to comment by Bok408 in An unfortunate series of words were uttered... luckily the only people around were also parents of toddlers who understand that kids sometimes put random words together. by AlloyComics

A core tenet of our parenting has been saying “remember, kids are stupid” whenever one of our girls (6 & 8) says something like “My friend Teddy said that…”

It’s worked pretty well.

Surprisingly good results with not pulling punches on cursing too. We both knew they’d hear the words from us or others eventually, so they had a pretty good repertoire prior to kindergarten; we spent all of our time just illustrating acceptable use situations instead. Never at school (or at least not when teachers are around), never at friends houses (or at least not when parents are around), shit like that.

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Reply to this one was drawn by me and my wife by RealMundiRiki

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