First cat?

I see LOVE is his eyes. The warm fuzzy love of a bird gagaha

Also duck

And snakes!

The parcel will fly private

Looks like you got up to get more food for the cat.

Seriously tho, that cat is unhealthily overweight.

Monkey see Monkey do

Your cat is massive

Fastest I ever got my seat taken was when I wasn't even done standing up out of my bean bag chair and she was in it.

The gators are pretty chill most of the time

Some moron squeeze the bottle to see how it worked.

Legally I am my own adult. It fizzles out there...

It’s the way

Your cat needs to go on a diet

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It's the floor for you.

This actually has reason behind it, many items are sold by singular people or are items that they can't ship fast enough. And the seller need to give Amazon a estimated delivery date they are able to meet, the free shipping. And the fastest delivery date, that you have to pay. When the seller doesn't "want" to rush the order, or just can't, they setup ridiculous values that basically mean "if you pay this much I'll make it happen even if it's by direct helicopter to your place". Most people don't and they can take their usual time to send the items.

Body heat. Cats need heat. Get a box and a heating pad on low.

When did I say we weren’t omnivores?

Shock the monkey.

How's third grade

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Awfully nice of you to keep the seat warm for them

That’s all I gathered from this post. Poor cat is suffering from being over fed. I’m sure any animal appreciates the food but you have to be an advocate and keep them on a routine diet with a food appropriate for their age and body. If obesity is bad for us, it’s bad -if not worse- for them. Unfortunately they don’t have the longevity we have to begin with so unless you want that shortened one of the easiest things that can be managed is their food intake.

This is so accurate it hurts lol