cmon man 💀

Just like me

Makes perfect sense. One time I accidentally got as high as I've ever been, and it kicked in as the movie Sausage Party began. In a theater. So this food is having the same existential crisis i once had, and I lost track of my body. I felt like consciousness floating, until I realized I was about to snap an armrest I was gripping it so tight. I abandoned my friends at the end, went down three escalators and was halfway thru a cigarette by the time they found me outside haha I survived, and you will too. Just try to have fun! You're wasting a good high worrying about what you can't change.

The universe decided to show you some of its beauty. You have more control in life than you think. You Create your own reality every day, today you just created one a little different.

🤣🤣

I like how you wrote this

But unfortunately this all feels so fake so I may never have actually met you

Oh my gosh I helped someone thank you so much I love you too

My friend, I've been having a terrible night and you have both given me a good laugh and made me realize the obvious solution to my woes - which is getting as high as you are. Cheers.

But like it doesn’t feel scary? I just can’t figure out what it all means or how it works? If that makes sense? It all feels fake but so real

Is this comedy?

You don't have to worry about it. It is real. You'll figure that out in a little while lol you're just high as a kite.

cmon man. dont do op like that.

You can't die from edibles, so first of all, try to take slow, measured breaths. Against intuition, the way to swim is to relax in the one thing that could swallow you up, and this isn't the ocean. You're fine. The peak will pass after a while, so be patient and try to have fun, and you'll be regular high before you know it.

You’re definitely high as fuck — go chill and watch a movie and get some snacks

Thank you for this !!

At least she didn't walk in with you and your Happy Sock

You are high and you'll be OK. Just go listen to some calm music and relax. You aren't trapped.

In British parlance, you're absolutely fucking mullered. If you're feeling happy.. carry on doing what you're doing. If you're not happy maybe smoke a cigarette, and definitely eat something, try and do a simple physical task ( wash up or clean a sink. These are good distraction activities and will give your brain something to focus on. If you opt for eating be prepared to be the very hungry caterpillar!

This is so funny, but relatable.

My experiences with being high - your brain starts f-ing up, your short term memory goes out the window, you get a vague sense that complex things have happened, or that you've experienced epic narratives that you can't remember between one moment and the next, time becomes slightly distorted, the line between real life sounds and sounds that you hear in your head become fuzzy.

Basically, If your perception of the world around you is strange and different then usual, then you are high, your brain is functioning differently than normal.

You're fine, bud. You just zooted yourself.

Have some water and take a few deep breaths. Do something you like to do like play a video game. You'll be feeling good in short order.

If you ate a 5mg bit of edible, you'll feel a lite lifting of mood in about an hour. 10mg and you'll probably be tripping. 20mg and you'll be heading to stoned. Above that, well, it will be over in a bit. lol

Edibles take about two hours to be fully digested so you'll feel more and more intensity and then peak followed by a slow easing off that may last several hours.

Normal sized head with a chonk body

Put on some Steely Dan and eat some snackies and just…relax! You will be just fine.

If you have to ask if you're high, you're definitely high. Eat something. Drink water. Although soda will soothe your cotton mouth more. Maybe sleep this one off bud lol edibles are no joke