Lol I have one. Just didn’t make the trip downstairs with everything else

Well first off, your not real in the first place. You just control a couple dozen muscles with the only mortal goal of procreation. Everything else is just automated to make you have the perception of thinking you’re in control.

My gaming chair is upstairs. I brought the VR2 downstairs for people to play and the gaming chair didn’t make it down too.

Didn’t read the title but to fuck yourself for it.

Oh my god some of those things are true but they are true in this like fake universe I’ve created???

STFU and listen to good music

Cat perspective: "Human pet gets up to drink and I can finally get my seat back."

Are your eyes burning red like the devils dick in Death Valley? Does your stomach feel like speghetti? Do you suddenly want to listen to grunge music or jerk off? Are you simultaneously having a panic attack while laying on a couch watching family guy.

Yeah but think about it. The cat is probably like wtf kind of world is he living in with that headset on! Lol to an ignorant external observer, a vr user probably looks mind boggling as fuck. Lol just observe the cats eyes... it looks like it wants to have a serious chat lol

r/stonerthoughts

She is telling you it is time to talk about this strange behaviour.

If you're high, go for a lie down. If you're not high, go for a lie down.

Quick, while you are here, write down the answer to how we can all get along!

I'm the most real person you're ever gonna meet.

As soon as you figure out who said this you're no longer high.

He a chonk

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Hello lol 😂 im drunk and high at the moment they way I know I’m high is because I laugh at everything 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and yes yes you are high 😂

Brother. You're high. The best way I can explain it is, does everything look shiny and pretty?

Yep, high as a fucking kite. Enjoy the ride, kiddo.

It's all real, don't worry about anything

If you can't tell the difference then why would that matter?

Read this when you wake up, after a good nap, and re ponder this conundrum when you awake fresh and awake

“Or I’m trapped in memories” lol damn I miss being that high, you’re good! Just like put on some music and enjoy tbh, you’ll be back in no time!

It is fake.

I’ve made so many posts trying to find people to help me but I can’t locate them they don’t understand