You are high as fuck 🤣 you said living a 2nd life but making it up 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm sober as fuck and that's hilarious

lie down brother don’t think too hard

This is hilarious!

But how do I know it’s actually real??? What if it’s a fake and I’m imagining things???

He was looking for somewhere to put that snake in his book 🤣

You're very high. Go lie down and enjoy

So like I know this post doesn’t belong in funny because it’s not funny but I was scrolling by the subreddit and was like ok there’s people here maybe they can help me figure this out, like if I’m actually high or making up this like dream basically??

She's trying to tell you that you deserve a real gaming chair.

I can’t comprehend his words, he definitely is

It's warm. Kitty smells your scent. All is well.

As a cat owner this hits hard

Look at the length of your title for comment, you are high

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Cant imagine gaming on this kind of chair, you must have excellent posture

My cat steals my chair then fights for dear life when I try to pull her off

Pussy prowlers be thieving for the seats o’ thy subjects.

Disney execs are thinking of making a Toy Story 5… I don’t know if I’m excited or scared.

He has a lot of shit to give.

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Same. Every time I get up from my desk during the day for work I come back to a cat who is somehow offended that I have to move her.

Hey, I resemble that comment

Cats world, we're just living in it.

You don't own cats. They own you. It's not your cat. You are its human.

This is completely expected as it exerts dominance over you.

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I blame this on irresponsible parents... no matter the age of the offender this imho most likely the result of poor parenting.
These are the ONLY bottles I'll use/refill in my house.