Brilliant:)

Okay. Does anyone remember how Dawn commercials were saying how it only takes a drop to clean. But the commercial for this new product has you slathering it in like mustard on a hotdog.

“You’re not my real mother” PB&J Sandwhich -$10

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The caps are interchangeable. I just found out and have just changed it to the new bottle.

Trying to see if the toilet flushes to infinity and beyond

He was up to his armpit in a toilet bowl!

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I used to work in one of the craziest trauma ER’s in the country. The coffee in the break rooms could be used to fuel your car, I swear to God. You’d be hopped up for three days if you managed to finish a full cup.

Jfc this sub is really scraping the bottom.

There's my snake in my boots

"There's a snake in my poop!"

Woody was obviously needed at the Ministry of Magic for something.

I hate when the lid falls and traps my Woody.

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This woody appears to be flaccid.

"Someone's poisoned the water hole!"

All drains lead to the ocean 🤷‍♂️

Somebody shat in the watering hole

Please stay away from our flyover state

I shouldn’t have come in the room :/

Floridians can't write, you doofus.

He’s just tryna take a shit

I just took an old ketchup bottle and but the refill size bottle of dish soap. Works just as well and saves me a couple bucks.

Cleaning the washrooms was goated, just me, my mop, and 2 hours of uninterrupted time listening to music with nobody else around.