It’s about dog gone time…!!!

I’ve lived here for 25 years and haven’t seen seen “multiple drunk drivers” in short periods of time (ever). Just saying that might be a touch of exagg. Pretty sure Florida doesn’t produce any more drunks leaving the bar than another other US state. There’s no drunk conspiracy. Lots of other things but certainly not that.

As ordinary people we all strive to find true happiness in life. But no... not like this.... something is REALLY off about this...

Yeah half the people that left your state.

Good lord, I had to zoom in to see what the hell was in that trailer

Yes.

Smart... The last guy who did that had his delivery balloon shot down by a jet.

Egg-zactly!

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Exactly!

About every 5 years or so they come back out with all kinds of products with these terrible rubber valve caps. Everyone pretends to forget and act like they are new. These require so much pressure to open up that you end up using more product than you wanted and so you end up buying more product. They have used them on ketchup, mustard, mayo, relish, BBQ and all kinds of stuff. All work terrible too. End up with enough ketchup and mustard on your hotdog than you would need for 2 or 3 hot dogs. Very wasteful.

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A local BKs sign said "Don't apply if you don't want to work"

That's works too, I suppose

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I LOVE these things. Discovered them a year or two and it was a game changer for the kitchen sink. Never had one leak and I like to see how far away from my hand I can squirt it from.

Do you know how I got these scars?

Of shit. That's why the state still floats.

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$10 for Kraft Mac-n-cheese and a fruit cup?! How is that more expensive than chicken or bee!?

Have you been through there recently? Pull up to the drive thru and they actually say; 'welcome to burger king where you rule, what can I get for you?'

Like; quit with that shit. Hurry up and take my order; I'm trying to eat and get back to work. You blabbering on is making it take longer, this is my lunch break here.

How can you tell someone’s a vegan?

Sounds like the waitress at a greasy spoon.

Next step, cream.

Havin' trouble choosin', honey? That's all right, darlin'.

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