So, what OP posted.

THEY WON’T BE COMING HOME

Broken promises

Tech support will tell you were to stick it

I'll have whatever and a side order of I don't care.

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I think they finally put an end to it awhile back, but just before you got to the Florida Keys, there used to be a liquor store with a drive thru window

"Heavy Sigh, Eye Roll"

For teenagers too.

Is that for an 8in.floppy drive?

I'm not hungry, can we go?

Go ahead and wipe it, see if it leaves a mess.

That would be a power line then :)

Should be renamed to “Kid’s or Girlfriend’s Meal”

These are the same as the Fairy dish washing liquid in Europe, I stuffed one in my travelling bag, it got banged around and everything without a single leak.. someone dropped one and put it back on the shelf.

The cable does say 10 feet under it, he's got gigantic hands if 10 feet is 3 hands for him

He does have a point

I have been using them for a year and have two bottles and have even refilled them. Never leaked. This one is defective or someone squeezed in on the shelf. BTW best idea ever. Absolutely love these things. :)

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#4 lol

The hospital where my daughter was born had a Starbucks in it 😆

The alligators will have that situation handled soon.

They look like rubber glove maybe he was working security at the time?

I’ve been using one of these bottles for months and it’s never leaked once

Everything is a usb port if you're brave enough.

My dad had a fake radio. The "antenna" screwed off to pour the booze and there were shot glasses in the battery compartment.