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dirtymike401 t1_j9zzq90 wrote
Reply to comment by Sweatytubesock in Flordia man strikes again. by Depraved_Turtle
Unmarried massia warriors?
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Reply to How to make Hospital Coffee by RADroid
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DanimaLecter t1_j9zz1wg wrote
Reply to Flordia man strikes again. by Depraved_Turtle
Gonna be real pissed when the ocean just comes and takes the entire thing…
Key-Swordfish-6761 t1_j9zyxk8 wrote
That ain’t USB port , thats US Double D port.
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Reply to Flordia man strikes again. by Depraved_Turtle
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Hippy_Liberal1 t1_j9zyr7u wrote
Reply to comment by shecho18 in how big of a USB port do I need for this? by PeeB4uGoToBed
That is very uncomfortable to imagine. Good job.
Temporaryland t1_j9zypfx wrote
The elusive USA port
shecho18 t1_j9zyf8o wrote
Maybe it's not the size of the USB and the cable, what if his hand are really small.
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ConrAtoms t1_j9zxrzw wrote
Reply to comment by Sunshinehappyfeet in Flordia man strikes again. by Depraved_Turtle
Flordia*
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Reply to Flordia man strikes again. by Depraved_Turtle
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Randouser555 t1_j9zwtms wrote
Reply to comment by Sunshinehappyfeet in Flordia man strikes again. by Depraved_Turtle
Drunk drivers are no joke in Florida.
I have visited 5 times in my life and every time I have seen MULTIPLE drunk drivers on each trip. Like unable to drive drunk drivers.
I was even rear ended by a group of highly intoxicated people who refused to trade insurance. Even once the cop came he took their information and sent us on our way. The dude ended up hitting the guard rail down the road and we just continued to drive.
It baffled me.
20190419 t1_j9zwea4 wrote
I triple dog dare you.
UniqueUser3692 t1_j9zvysw wrote
Reply to Aptly named dental practice by Tooleater
Dunno, think calling it anything other than ‘Dental Surgery’ might have been bad for business
/s
Churtlenater t1_j9zvvri wrote
Reply to How to make Hospital Coffee by RADroid
Guys in r/kitchenconfidential would think this is a riot. Some of them work in hospital kitchens.
“Waxy cremà” had me rolling 😂
Also congrats on the kiddo
HaZalaf t1_j9zvtaf wrote
Reply to How to make Hospital Coffee by RADroid
Wait. It makes them poo themselves?
topsheetisamust t1_j9zvogk wrote
Reply to comment by RADroid in How to make Hospital Coffee by RADroid
I have 2 children, both born in hospitals (2 different) the worst part about the entire thing is the hospital food/beverages. Nothing like pushing out an entire human without eating for the whole process only to then get served hot garbage with a side of mud coffee, especially as a new parent running on no sleep lol. 🤷🏽♀️
I understand you can get food from elsewhere but that wasn’t as easy as that either time with Covid protocols
Johnyryal3 t1_j9zuu81 wrote
Reply to comment by Wyldbill50 in Flordia man strikes again. by Depraved_Turtle
Texsa lol. You southerners arn't very good at spotting a joke huh?
BeerInTheRear t1_j9zutnb wrote
Reply to comment by Spawticusx805x in We haven't had snow in our town since 1988, this survived the night by Spawticusx805x
Grogu was having a day...
Tooleater OP t1_j9zuei2 wrote
Reply to comment by OtherwiseCheetah1573 in Aptly named dental practice by Tooleater
In Wales, UK...
Yeah, yeah, I know... we need all the dentists we can get 😄
RADroid OP t1_j9zu7zr wrote
Reply to How to make Hospital Coffee by RADroid
Been in the hospital all week with my wife, giggling in the corner writing this. At least we are leaving with our new baby daughter soon. Then I can mess the coffee up at home... my way.
OtherwiseCheetah1573 t1_j9zu7m9 wrote
Reply to Aptly named dental practice by Tooleater
Is this in Madison County?
Spawticusx805x OP t1_j9ztv0e wrote
Reply to comment by Zedo1989 in We haven't had snow in our town since 1988, this survived the night by Spawticusx805x
Well there was snow lol
Lithl t1_ja003mv wrote
Reply to I have my doubts. by Will_Type_For_Hoops
Somebody squeezed that bottle over the shelf. These bottles don't randomly leak.