They don’t want us there so we’re going.

Took my then gf to see Phantom on Broadway. Man, that was a snoozefest. Glad I caught Les Mis before it left. THAT was worth it. Tina is up next.

It’s full of infection. Only state in the country that looks like a flaccid penis with something dripping from it.

Full of cocaine!

I found something relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qn9AUdlgIU

And the dead walk the earth

Thank you! 😊

🤣

Aw thank you!

Full of ignorance, racism, and meth

Grammar

Wait are those air quotes?

wont be smiling for long

So proud of their State they can't even spell it...

You know how normally a joke about something absurd happening is best left unillustrated for the reader to imagine because you'd never be able to live up to the reputation of it in illustration or detailed description (see: the pasta incident)

HOLY SHIT IT'S WAY MORE ABSURD THAN ANYTHING THAT WAS IN MY HEAD.

Not at that altitude.

You wanna know how I got these scars?

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Shitters full

Florida is full of something, that’s for sure.

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It’s like rain on your wedding day.

I should have read the comments before I did all the math.

This implies that Jesus was the size of the statue

I once told my mom that she couldn’t work at a place that had a sign up like this because she never smiles.