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mandiblesmooch t1_j9y1dc7 wrote
That's a relative of the smart cookie.
8547anonymous t1_j9y1cgr wrote
Reply to Renovated restaurant re-opened near me. I think they left the [default text] on the new signs by israfaelok
r/peanutbutterisoneword
YteKnight696 t1_j9y0fux wrote
Reply to Jesus vs. Medusa by wellthenmk
Can't blame him for being thirsty though
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Borngrumpy t1_j9xyyef wrote
Reply to Capital punishment sure is cruel, but it's nothing compared to this! I wonder what crime he committed? by Juho_L
If he did the mixing for the broadway show it had a run of 13925 shows from 1986 to 2020. This guy basically worked his his entire career with one show.
Lolguppy t1_j9xy8rv wrote
Reply to My Roomba ate a fortune cookie... and I just had to know what it had in store. by Elle_belle32
We can almost see it
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ghidfg t1_j9xx5v6 wrote
Reply to “Smiling” by kaleebhassan
I hate the wests obsession over smiles and being cheerful. you can be professional and offer great service without being cheerful. not everyone experiences cheer all the time.
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Reply to You know they have strong legs by i_never_ever_learn
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FireWireBestWire t1_j9xwwnm wrote
Reply to comment by yephesingoldshire in Going to try out this warehouse find over the weekend by yephesingoldshire
Culturally sensitive and bilingual
shieldofsteel t1_j9xvkrb wrote
Reply to comment by Midnight-writer-B in Is this supposed to say wise “quacker” and not “cracker” 😂 by hannahmayy003
Or in this case, invaliducktorian.
DanYHKim t1_j9xv3yh wrote
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Reply to comment by Just-War8020 in Jesus vs. Medusa by wellthenmk
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Admiral45-06 t1_j9xut5p wrote
Reply to I broke my finger this week. And for the next four weeks, this is just how my hand works. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do about it. by jdeeringdavis
I remember when I broke my ring finger and had the same device - but obviously not with the same effect as this one😅
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Nikolateslaandyou t1_j9xtyve wrote
Fire is a conspiracy made up by "big extinguisher" to make moolah
Korean_Sandwich t1_j9xtqmy wrote
Reply to I broke my finger this week. And for the next four weeks, this is just how my hand works. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do about it. by jdeeringdavis
broke it flipping the bird. now rewarded by permanently flipping the bird
Cold_Pomelo3274 t1_j9xtncl wrote
Reply to comment by Just-War8020 in Jesus vs. Medusa by wellthenmk
Times were tough, he had a part time job at Subway.
buckykat t1_j9xtfp5 wrote
Reply to comment by amo1337 in Going to try out this warehouse find over the weekend by yephesingoldshire
Monopoly played as intended teaches you why landlords are evil.
AdventureBum t1_j9xtdng wrote
Reply to Capital punishment sure is cruel, but it's nothing compared to this! I wonder what crime he committed? by Juho_L
Looks like he’s their lighting engineer.
slob-marley t1_j9xrnxl wrote
Had a pair way back in the day. They worked every time
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Reply to comment by bearsheperd in Going to try out this warehouse find over the weekend by yephesingoldshire
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Juho_L OP t1_j9xpzot wrote
Reply to comment by Shadowkiller00 in Capital punishment sure is cruel, but it's nothing compared to this! I wonder what crime he committed? by Juho_L
Are you sure it's his job and he is not in some kind of high-tech correctional facility suffering a punishment? A bit like a combination of a prison, a musical show, and "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" dystopia?
JCwizz t1_j9xpnud wrote
Reply to comment by SeiCalros in Jesus vs. Medusa by wellthenmk
Stig ma testicles in ya mouth. Got ‘em.
Sunflowerpuss20 t1_j9y1ot9 wrote
Reply to “Smiling” by kaleebhassan
Lmfaoo it’s Burger King, do we really care.