Yes, if that's all he does 24 his a day, 365 days a year. Considering he must sleep and eat and poop, amongst other things, let's just say he only spends 8 hours a day watching. Then it's over 11 years of nothing but watching during every waking hour not devoted to necessities.

But what if he works a normal 40 hour a week job? Let's say he watches it once a day on weekdays and 3 times a day on weekends. That's 11 times a week. At that rate, he's basically doing nothing but that and work for 22 years.

I guess he could watch it once a day and it would only take 36ish years.

Edit: Relooking at the picture, it appears watching it may actually be his job. Let's say he watches it 3 times a day but only on weekdays. That's roughly 15 times a week, though he'd probably have vacations and holidays. We'll make a rough estimate of 15-20 years and call it good.

When the Shockwave of Superman doing his Superhero Landing hits a random pedestrian.

This isnt funny its kinda sad. Poor janitor

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haha

You should probably give it another shot at a concert

…or the races

…or the show

Upside down frowns

Saw these at my local Ollie's recently lol

Not with that attitude

3.8 years, but it is still more than enough opera-related phantasms.

Oh god. I used these once at a baseball game. Warm, plastic tasting cheap tequila and sun don’t mix.

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"Smiling" = rictus

I knew Freddie Mercury loved to drink but that's abit far on the reach

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Your nails are great!

Sorry bout that finger

"Cracker-ass white bread honkey"

Its him. He is the Real Phantom of the Opera

Its only 3,536 years of non stop watching.. he could have chosen worse

The crime he committed was called marriage.

The punchline is right, they forgot to mention in the setup that the duck is white

Neo, you are the one.

How do we know he didnt turn her into wine at the same time? I don’t see her popping up any more do you?

The only reason he is smiling is that he's getting older and he knows this all will soon be over...