proboscisjoe t1_j9wwb2y wrote on February 25, 2023 at 3:31 AM

Reply to comment by mvnnyvevwofrb in Is this supposed to say wise “quacker” and not “cracker” 😂 by hannahmayy003

Paul Mooney always liked a little salt on his cracker.

GreenArcher808 t1_j9ww60g wrote on February 25, 2023 at 3:30 AM

Reply to comment by jdeeringdavis in I broke my finger this week. And for the next four weeks, this is just how my hand works. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do about it. by jdeeringdavis

It truly was hilarious. I hope you heal up well!

stevedallas63 t1_j9wvl1v wrote on February 25, 2023 at 3:25 AM

Reply to “Smiling” by kaleebhassan

Why in “quotations”?

PredatorRedditer t1_j9wvg34 wrote on February 25, 2023 at 3:24 AM

Reply to comment by ResponsiblePick1861 in Check your blood sugar, and check it often. by fruttypebbles

Diabetus slowing you down?

Ghost_on_Toast t1_j9wuvma wrote on February 25, 2023 at 3:19 AM

Reply to comment by Ruhh-Rohh in Jesus vs. Medusa by wellthenmk

Im imagining it involves 3 people who make hot air balloons and a herd of cattle

sistermarypolyesther t1_j9wusmq wrote on February 25, 2023 at 3:18 AM

Reply to Check your blood sugar, and check it often. by fruttypebbles

Dogabetes

jzclipse t1_j9wumty wrote on February 25, 2023 at 3:17 AM

Reply to Going to try out this warehouse find over the weekend by yephesingoldshire

Plot twist, it’s about a bunch of sand in the hood of your hoodie. Pinches gringos.

bradlees t1_j9wuglv wrote on February 25, 2023 at 3:15 AM

Reply to I broke my finger this week. And for the next four weeks, this is just how my hand works. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do about it. by jdeeringdavis

What a bunch of A-holes. Transport all four to the Kiln

Raiguard t1_j9wufic wrote on February 25, 2023 at 3:15 AM

Reply to Jesus vs. Medusa by wellthenmk

I spent a full minute looking for snakes or whatever before realizing the joke...

great_auks t1_j9wudgb wrote on February 25, 2023 at 3:15 AM

Reply to Check your blood sugar, and check it often. by fruttypebbles

suddenly got the urge to eat some delicious Quaker™ Brand Oatmeal

ResponsiblePick1861 t1_j9wu85i wrote on February 25, 2023 at 3:13 AM

Reply to comment by Nwmn8r in Check your blood sugar, and check it often. by fruttypebbles

Damnit! Why can I never be first!

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nerdmor t1_j9wtyjw wrote on February 25, 2023 at 3:11 AM

Reply to comment by xtossitallawayx in Going to try out this warehouse find over the weekend by yephesingoldshire

Look up "speed die". They use it in Monopoly competitions and it mostly fixes that problem

Renoxrd t1_j9wtq6y wrote on February 25, 2023 at 3:09 AM

Reply to I broke my finger this week. And for the next four weeks, this is just how my hand works. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do about it. by jdeeringdavis

Careful with that thing 🥵

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Diabiteus

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Miserable_Bridge6032 t1_j9wt5ks wrote on February 25, 2023 at 3:04 AM

Reply to I broke my finger this week. And for the next four weeks, this is just how my hand works. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do about it. by jdeeringdavis

I remember in middle school our music teacher cut the tip of her middle finger off while cutting veggies and the doctors surgically glued it back on, and she had to sit in class for a few days flipping us off and explicitly said “i swear im not flipping you guys off, i have to keep this elevated, doctors orders”. I mean the thick bandage kind of gave it away but it was still funny as kids.