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thieh t1_j9wpizx wrote
Reply to comment by Wired-247 in I broke my finger this week. And for the next four weeks, this is just how my hand works. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do about it. by jdeeringdavis
Arm them with claws like Freddy.
Zubbro t1_j9wpe8z wrote
Reply to comment by jdeeringdavis in I broke my finger this week. And for the next four weeks, this is just how my hand works. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do about it. by jdeeringdavis
Oof, I see. Get better! But don't get used to this position too much haha
jdeeringdavis OP t1_j9woboa wrote
Reply to comment by RisingHalcyon in I broke my finger this week. And for the next four weeks, this is just how my hand works. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do about it. by jdeeringdavis
Thankfully not my wiping hand.
jdeeringdavis OP t1_j9wo93h wrote
Reply to comment by Zubbro in I broke my finger this week. And for the next four weeks, this is just how my hand works. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do about it. by jdeeringdavis
Ha ha, I love that classification of the middle finger. And it's so dumb, but I was putting away a ladder (we have one of those Little Giant ladders, so flexible but also very heavy), and there was some crushing. A very stupid mistake.
RisingHalcyon t1_j9wo1eq wrote
Reply to I broke my finger this week. And for the next four weeks, this is just how my hand works. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do about it. by jdeeringdavis
Just remember to not wipe with that hand.
jdeeringdavis OP t1_j9wnu8e wrote
Reply to comment by SharpieBass in I broke my finger this week. And for the next four weeks, this is just how my hand works. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do about it. by jdeeringdavis
Right? It might take it more than 4 weeks to heal. Maybe *months*
Zubbro t1_j9wnsx7 wrote
Reply to I broke my finger this week. And for the next four weeks, this is just how my hand works. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do about it. by jdeeringdavis
I hope you get better soon, but how did it it happen to the most socially important finger?
SharpieBass t1_j9wn09m wrote
Reply to comment by jdeeringdavis in I broke my finger this week. And for the next four weeks, this is just how my hand works. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do about it. by jdeeringdavis
Look on the bright side….you can walk around for a month giving everyone the finger. If anyone says anything just say “it’s broken, asshole!” 🤪
Wired-247 t1_j9wmtak wrote
Reply to comment by thieh in I broke my finger this week. And for the next four weeks, this is just how my hand works. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do about it. by jdeeringdavis
What's the fun in that?
FillBrilliant6043 t1_j9wmsi1 wrote
Reply to comment by 100is99plus1 in I guess my school got tired of asking nicely... by thepotahto101
Damn right you are!
FillBrilliant6043 t1_j9wmooz wrote
Haha I love this. Although as a parent, my second email would be worded a bit more gently.
MikeLitoris_________ t1_j9wmkhm wrote
Reply to comment by mrbeck02 in You know they have strong legs by i_never_ever_learn
It's from all the tea-baggings.
thieh t1_j9wm8fv wrote
Reply to I broke my finger this week. And for the next four weeks, this is just how my hand works. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do about it. by jdeeringdavis
The other option would be make all other fingers to be straight like that.
SlackerKey t1_j9wlzeg wrote
Reply to comment by Big_Profession_2218 in I can't believe this license plate is real by starrgarita
Nice one. Too bad someone complained.
jdeeringdavis OP t1_j9wlq11 wrote
Reply to comment by SharpieBass in I broke my finger this week. And for the next four weeks, this is just how my hand works. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do about it. by jdeeringdavis
Heh well done, literally made me lol
yephesingoldshire OP t1_j9wlnhk wrote
SharpieBass t1_j9wlhhl wrote
Reply to I broke my finger this week. And for the next four weeks, this is just how my hand works. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do about it. by jdeeringdavis
Well, up yours too.
And hope you get better quick! :-)
mrbeck02 t1_j9wldwk wrote
Reply to You know they have strong legs by i_never_ever_learn
Dude on bottom has the 1000 yard stare
1guywhosaysthe t1_j9wkz1t wrote
Reply to Do you have any favorite jokes? by Mr_Tanan
I went to a wedding recently, 2 aerials were tying the knot. The ceremony was shit the reception was fantastic !
a_glorious_bass-turd t1_j9wky07 wrote
No relation...
ShotFaithlessness795 t1_j9wkwsn wrote
Must be a white quacker
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InspiringMalice OP t1_j9wk92l wrote
Reply to comment by Fine_Maintenance_948 in My supermarket has put Easter eggs where the regular eggs would normally be. by InspiringMalice
In New Zealand, yes. There were regulation changes in 2012 which were to come into effect 2023 (i.e.now), banning the inhumane production of chicken eggs. The supermarkets were all on board with this as well, and essentially means all eggs need to come from somewhat ethical sources. Barn raised at the minimum, no cages, etc.
The egg producing farmers dragged thier feet for the decade they had to make the changes, cos, of course, those changes cost money and reduced production quota, so it was financially unsound to do anything prematurely.
Only, most waited until AFTER the change to START making changes, meaning we only had the "ethical" brands still able to supply the entire country, and we very quickly ran out, and here we are.
jdeeringdavis OP t1_j9wk2xx wrote
Reply to comment by GreenArcher808 in I broke my finger this week. And for the next four weeks, this is just how my hand works. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do about it. by jdeeringdavis
Oh no, that must have been hilarious and painful at the same time! (And thank you.)
dblan9 t1_j9wplek wrote
Reply to I broke my finger this week. And for the next four weeks, this is just how my hand works. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do about it. by jdeeringdavis
Silver lining is you have a really great scratcher on you at all times now.