[deleted] t1_j9wchiv wrote on February 25, 2023 at 12:53 AM

Reply to You know they have strong legs by i_never_ever_learn

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canuckcowgirl t1_j9wbzjb wrote on February 25, 2023 at 12:49 AM

Reply to comment by thieh in You know they have strong legs by i_never_ever_learn

Yeah......when I was a kid gay meant happy.

thieh t1_j9wbix2 wrote on February 25, 2023 at 12:46 AM

Reply to You know they have strong legs by i_never_ever_learn

What year was this? The meaning of tea-bagger may have changed since then.

onmyyacht t1_j9wbdae wrote on February 25, 2023 at 12:45 AM

Reply to Is this supposed to say wise “quacker” and not “cracker” 😂 by hannahmayy003

A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm.
He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'."
His wife says, "That's a duck."
He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."...

plainenglishattorney t1_j9wb4ej wrote on February 25, 2023 at 12:43 AM

Reply to Is this supposed to say wise “quacker” and not “cracker” 😂 by hannahmayy003

Damn autocorrect!

Clonka-Minkus t1_j9wagst wrote on February 25, 2023 at 12:38 AM

Reply to comment by WhiskyEchoTango in Hawaiian snoot by Avbitten

Says who!

Willing_Television77 t1_j9w9w75 wrote on February 25, 2023 at 12:34 AM

Reply to You know they have strong legs by i_never_ever_learn

Different afternoon delight

TheRockiesMan t1_j9w9hp3 wrote on February 25, 2023 at 12:31 AM

Reply to Jesus vs. Medusa by wellthenmk

Should've looked at the boobs only

WhiskyEchoTango t1_j9w9bni wrote on February 25, 2023 at 12:29 AM

Reply to Hawaiian snoot by Avbitten

Pineapple goes on pizza. Not on dog noses.

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mattzuma77 t1_j9w900n wrote on February 25, 2023 at 12:27 AM

Reply to comment by justapolishperson in Is this supposed to say wise “quacker” and not “cracker” 😂 by hannahmayy003

a smart duck

kg850 t1_j9w8j81 wrote on February 25, 2023 at 12:24 AM

Reply to You know they have strong legs by i_never_ever_learn

Bet they could play the hell out of some halo

Automatic_Reality_50 t1_j9w8bak wrote on February 25, 2023 at 12:22 AM

Reply to The rules vs Someone not caring about those rules by truth_b0mber

Well it does say "in" the floor

xtossitallawayx t1_j9w7wqx wrote on February 25, 2023 at 12:19 AM

Reply to comment by amo1337 in Going to try out this warehouse find over the weekend by yephesingoldshire

I would love to hear more about Monopoly is "fun" when played by the rules. It is very easy to be almost out of the game after 1-2 bad rolls, but you still have to sit there for a half-hour while you slowly bleed out, having no way effective way to overcome the hole you are in. When you finally are broke, everyone else keeps playing while you cry in the corner.

Meanwhile, the "winner" (such as they are) has been in the lead for an hour and just needs to land on a few specific squares to actually win but because they don't, they just have to circle the board until someone else goes broke.