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Swyping-EditOptional t1_j9w0s6l wrote
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Eupion t1_j9w0iic wrote
Reply to comment by Just-War8020 in Jesus vs. Medusa by wellthenmk
We all know, Jesus just loved playing golf.
rell7thirty t1_j9w098s wrote
Quality control was like "that's not how you spell it!" and autocorrected IRL without checking the context.
username_babagebi t1_j9w03sv wrote
Reply to My Roomba ate a fortune cookie... and I just had to know what it had in store. by Elle_belle32
The roomba has become self aware
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Reply to My Roomba ate a fortune cookie... and I just had to know what it had in store. by Elle_belle32
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Blunttack t1_j9vzrfu wrote
Reply to Jesus vs. Medusa by wellthenmk
Thought Medusa had boobs.
Gabriele1966 t1_j9vzphu wrote
Reply to This mannequin’s pose by TTLYShittyThrowAway
This is what you will look like in this dress when you're slobbering drunk and fall off the raised dance floor. Magnificent!
mvnnyvevwofrb t1_j9vzmu7 wrote
Wow.. Who are you calling a cracker?
kirk27 t1_j9vzl4j wrote
I’ve heard wise crackers are full of protein
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ItsJustAnOpinion_Man t1_j9vz4rh wrote
Reply to We’ve all had them, amirite? by onephatkatt
Appears something is wrong with your nuts.
Papichuloft t1_j9vy2bp wrote
Reply to comment by boricimo in Jesus vs. Medusa by wellthenmk
Mary of Magdalene was there.
Moseo13 t1_j9vufyi wrote
Reply to This mannequin’s pose by TTLYShittyThrowAway
Dressy Kung Fu
obsertaries t1_j9vudr8 wrote
FEBKAC: Fire exists between keyboard and chair
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InspiringMalice OP t1_j9vtzkw wrote
Reply to comment by dblan9 in My supermarket has put Easter eggs where the regular eggs would normally be. by InspiringMalice
I got a huge (like 2 kilo) chocolate egg once, and it almost put me off them for life by the time I was done with it...
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j9vtmxd wrote
Reply to My supermarket has put Easter eggs where the regular eggs would normally be. by InspiringMalice
Easter? It's bleeding February still, for god's sakes!!
Deadhead602 t1_j9vt5m0 wrote
Reply to comment by Bajakid in My supermarket has put Easter eggs where the regular eggs would normally be. by InspiringMalice
top shelf is a chocolate egg(humpty dumpty) enlarge pic is says egg on package. the bags are considered eggs as well, zoom in and they are egg shape
Adventurous_Shake161 t1_j9vt3fr wrote
Reply to comment by Just-War8020 in Jesus vs. Medusa by wellthenmk
Why are you so observant
Adventurous_Shake161 t1_j9vt2db wrote
Reply to Jesus vs. Medusa by wellthenmk
Nah he will come back, last time he died it took him three days, I think this might take longer.
dblan9 t1_j9vsled wrote
Reply to My supermarket has put Easter eggs where the regular eggs would normally be. by InspiringMalice
I wish I could punch 10 year old me in the face for eating too many Cadbury eggs at once because now they disgust me but they are soooooo good.
PwntUpRage t1_j9vske7 wrote
Reply to My supermarket has put Easter eggs where the regular eggs would normally be. by InspiringMalice
Far superior product!
Drop a chicken egg? smashed and usless!
Drop an easter egg? slightly smushed but still yummy.
Leave easter egg in warm car? messy but still yummy!
Leave chicken egg in warm car? Sudden hatch of a dozen chickens that then go on to poop all over your car destroying it.
....its not even close people.
Bajakid t1_j9vs8ck wrote
Reply to comment by Deadhead602 in My supermarket has put Easter eggs where the regular eggs would normally be. by InspiringMalice
I assume you mean chocolate bunnies and Easter supplies, because I do not see any other eggs in this picture.
Cold_Pomelo3274 t1_j9vs78u wrote
Fire: I think therefore I am.
georgeamberson1963 t1_j9w18eh wrote
Reply to comment by mvnnyvevwofrb in Is this supposed to say wise “quacker” and not “cracker” 😂 by hannahmayy003
Cracker ass cracker.