Recent comments in /f/funny
imamydesk t1_j9v62ta wrote
Reply to comment by Elle_belle32 in My Roomba ate a fortune cookie... and I just had to know what it had in store. by Elle_belle32
Well you shouldn't have let the Roomba eat that fortune. Now it's got ideas...
Just-War8020 t1_j9v5z18 wrote
Reply to Jesus vs. Medusa by wellthenmk
Why is he wearing gloves?
darthbiscuit t1_j9v5ykh wrote
Reply to This mannequin’s pose by TTLYShittyThrowAway
Crane kick!
streakline t1_j9v5o6b wrote
Reply to comment by bread_makes_u_fatt in Jesus vs. Medusa by wellthenmk
Gotta hide the holes.
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Reply to comment by bearsheperd in Going to try out this warehouse find over the weekend by yephesingoldshire
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Yancellor t1_j9v50yh wrote
Wouldn't be a job site without a typo
bread_makes_u_fatt t1_j9v4ywz wrote
Reply to Jesus vs. Medusa by wellthenmk
Did someone put leather gloves on the statue?
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Toeslap t1_j9v4jnh wrote
I've never seen a fire
pancakeass t1_j9v4jfw wrote
Reply to comment by blownbythewind in This mannequin’s pose by TTLYShittyThrowAway
I sew often, and I endorse your message.
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ogrefab t1_j9v43op wrote
Reply to This mannequin’s pose by TTLYShittyThrowAway
THIS IS NORDSTROM!
The-Soldier-in-White t1_j9v41kb wrote
They are using please, which means nothing is going to happen, don't worry.
Elle_belle32 OP t1_j9v353n wrote
Reply to comment by MAROMODS in My Roomba ate a fortune cookie... and I just had to know what it had in store. by Elle_belle32
It's too scarewee!!
;)
SCP-Agent-Arad t1_j9v2xq6 wrote
Reply to comment by workbrowser0872 in Going to try out this warehouse find over the weekend by yephesingoldshire
If you don’t like monopoly, just cheat…
Wait a second…. https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/254617/monopoly-cheaters-edition
SeaworthinessOk2153 t1_j9v2wuk wrote
Technically true
SonicBoris t1_j9v2u0k wrote
Reply to comment by Elle_belle32 in My Roomba ate a fortune cookie... and I just had to know what it had in store. by Elle_belle32
The rumors are true, unfortunately.
darhox t1_j9v2nwo wrote
Reply to My Roomba ate a fortune cookie... and I just had to know what it had in store. by Elle_belle32
What is my purpose?
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_j9v23l3 wrote
Reply to comment by Beautiful-Sentence96 in We’ve all had them, amirite? by onephatkatt
They look like gummy kiwi fruits, dried kiwi
2manygunsIneedammo t1_j9v1qza wrote
That just would make me not want to do it more.
Expensive-Day-3551 t1_j9v1q1p wrote
MAROMODS t1_j9v1b2m wrote
Reply to My Roomba ate a fortune cookie... and I just had to know what it had in store. by Elle_belle32
Couldn’t get any fucking closer could ya OP?
thebarberbenj t1_j9v166h wrote
Reply to comment by Inuyasha-rules in A movie theater in KY is selling “Pablo Eskobear” drinks for the premiere of Cocaine Bear by -ForgotToLogout-
Well…I agree, but you definitely need to pay the staff well. $1 worth of dried corn and coke syrup and carbonated water, $2 of packaging for $10-$30 sale price? Still paying staff bare minimum? Yeah, I’ll stream until Dune or the next Tarantino movie gets me back in.
soapster00 t1_j9v0psm wrote
Next message will include a death threat…
Elle_belle32 OP t1_j9v6u5w wrote
Reply to comment by imamydesk in My Roomba ate a fortune cookie... and I just had to know what it had in store. by Elle_belle32
Let!?! I didn't even know we had a fortune cookie! I would have eaten it.