Sweep the leg

Just waiting for the bullet time camera to spin around… “your men are already dead”

So much that they are spending ungodly amounts of money on the ad campaign. As we see here. The OP even gave some additional background on the story 🙄

It does??

We need some way of getting out then!!!

A.. wait. What are they called??!

Like they're saying: always keep that in mind and remember there the exits are.

Stop with the fucking marketing campaign on reddit. Fucking cocaine bear posts are everywhere.

That's just genius marketing

Extinguisherism

😂😂😂

I mean they aren't wrong.

The pic was taken in Missouri, so maybe he's on his way 😂

😂

but the top comment says it does, so it must be true

Agreed!

I think about the casting process and I’m imagining that some model had to strike that pose and hold it while a few layers of different kinds of goop and other stuff are being applied to her body. And then it has to cure before they can get her out of it. I don’t think I would have the patience.

I think all dress mannequins should pose like this.

I'm not sure how identifying bad actors in the world is racist but I appreciate how that card is easily played in scenarios people can't comprehend or appreciate.

I’m imagining this as a carving in some Neolithic cave.

Her stand: infinite stardust

It's very "Old Greg on the boat"

Fire exists as a pretty good warning!

Lightly funny, could cause confusion and deaths but worth it

Classic slip and fall pose

Dress on, dress off

Good to know which areas where fire exists so you know where to avoid them.