You know what happens when you sniffle?

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The Aristocrats! Grade 3 version.

It's called picking your nose (we've all been there with the dried out boogers). You wipe them on a tissue and nowhere else

Don't you DARE put them in your mouth. That's disgusting

Thank you for letting me know I'm not the only one thinking this

True story. I never get buggers anymore when eating real unprocessed foods. The only time I experience them is after I have fast food which is rare. So a handful of times at year and I had them frequently growing up when eating processed food.

Based on this I think they are mostly additives that are unnatural to humans and not being able to use them/break them down our body makes buggers around them.

Nothing online that I see points to our shity food being the cause but I've proved it for myself dozens of times.

Funny story I know.

This is a good answer

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Congrats! Your post was the final straw that drive me to leaving this sub!

Breaking the seal is going for that first big pee when drinking beer. The 2nd and 3rd pee come along quicker than the 1st one that “breaks the seal”

Po Pimpin

Cokey the Bear

Well it is Kentucky so it’s probably meth.

I am just thinking of that scene in osmosis Jones where they are in the nose and the flu bug breaks the dam to try and express Jones and the Pill then Bill Murray gets a runny nose.

Excavating

I’m glad I don’t have these problems yet.

Disturbing the dessicated mucus membrane

…crusted over? As In the snot completely blocks the nostril and then solidifies?? This happens????

Green Virgin?

Great comment.👌

Green River Dam breach.

Try putting on some sunglasses and see if they just says things like "CONSUME"

Gonna one up you.https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:1993_Virginia_license_plate_AGINA_University_of_Virginia_vanity.jpg

Pulling the plug

Shucking an oyster?