This is so problematic for many reasons

If it's actually cocaine I might go....

Ah yes, ThiccRoot - the smallest Ent.

"We have just finished saying "Good MorningGoot Lawd!"

Oh right. If I only expressed my issue in a joking manner first. Oh wait.

You're in a funny themed subreddit being a bump on a log. Move on

Only $80/g

Care to be more vague?

Does that even matter? The point is throwing abbreviations around only works in a certain area but not globally.

That bear looks so cute with all that cocaine up its snozz

Local Seattle theater is giving away free coke when you buy a medium popcorn. They too will add whiskey or vodka if you ask.

You’d be surprised…

Favorite jelly?

Thicc thighs save lives

The fuller story is that a Lexington Ky narcotics officer named Drew Thornton becomes a drug dealer in the 1970s. He expands his narco empire until it’s the largest drug importer between the east coast and Chicago. He recruits friends from the police force and they set up a front company that provides bodyguards while having a reason to buy guns, body armor and planes and an easy way to launder money. They’re involved with several missing persons cases, the theft of military hardware from China Lake, the participation of members of Kentucky Gov John Y Brown's inner circle, and the time when Woody Harrelson’s dad killed a federal judge (all true). The cocaine bear part is just the end of the story, when the feds finally catch up to Thornton and he jumps out of a plane with a huge bag of coke, but his parachute doesn’t open. The bear dies, but is taxidermied, bought by Waylon Jenning, then by Kentucky for Kentucky, a tshirt and knickknack seller in Lexington.

What an absolute mad lad

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What does KY stand for in Sachsen Anhalt?

Sachsen Anhalt. You see how it doesn't work?

Thunder Thighs

Since when has a pun been admiration?

Anybody else catching a huge whiff of cringe from "Cocaine Bear," like it's trying way too hard to be funny but is not funny in any way?

Good guess! But you’re off about 100 miles. It’s a smaller town.

r/beatmetooit

Will anyone in Kenfucky get the joke?