To be fair if I had to translate from English to Cantonese/Mandarin I wouldn't even know where to start!

Holy shit! They still make these with that typo? I remember getting a good laugh out of seeing that wrapper whilst out on a date in high school. I'll be 54 in May, that was 1987!

>!i said Howgh!<

The tree trimming DOES HAVE TO DO WITH IT CAUSE THAT'S WHY THEY'RE UP THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE TO GET STUCK

Wonder how many forests are felled to provide lumber for chopsticks for Chinese takeout

Both reminded me of r/Catswithjobs :)

I can eat way more efficiently with my hands thank you very much.

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Those are some thicc branches to cut with shears.

My first impression was that the squirrels were running away because they realized that if the branches can be cut like that, the tree is rotten and about to fall down.

Ah typical. I have a collection of their nice English translations, like when I visited Shanghai there was ATMs which had “Add Value Machine” on the screen

i love it

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No language, no problem

So cutting the branches has absolutely nothing to do with the joke?

I got a pack of masks during the pandemic that had an insert that said they were inspected and approved by the “quauty depatment”

I kept the insert as a momento but its also just rather silly

I was always a fan of the ones that said, "Now you can pick up anything!"

I like the use of a “.” at the end of every line whether the sentence.

finished or not.

Lmao classic Ken thing to say.

Here I made this edit for you

I once had a pair made in Canada.

Please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks.

(Just shovel down your Nasty Chinese Food With A Spork)

It’s just simply not that funny after all

You are not wrong

There are a lot of examples in China where it looks like kerning but it’s not (as in keming). I think this is because someone typed something they were copying. If they don’t know the word, it’s just letters.

I went to elementary school with a kid named Curt. He was a good artist even as a little kid. One day in 1st grade I asked if I could have one of his paintings because I really liked it. He gave it to me and I brought it home.

Years later I learned from my parents that they were a bit shocked when I brought it home. They asked me about the painting and I said "Curt gave it to me!". It turns out that Curt had overextended the "r" in his name so that it looked like an "n". And there it was, in giant capital letters in the top corner of the painting.