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Whedonsbitch t1_j9gtqcb wrote
Reply to comment by 04221970 in Memorabilia you don't want to find at grandma's house... by Maynerd101
I remember being a little kid and getting smacked at the dinner table for calling my sister a Schmuck. I had no idea what it meant but my dad apparently did…
IamLuann t1_j9gpyfc wrote
Who got paid for that thing and how much?
Araknid_ia t1_j9gorvi wrote
First though was: "what is nikocado avocado doing?"
Link2Liam t1_j9gh0jl wrote
Did you get to see the rod?
Mean_Bumblebee_9421 t1_j9gg37v wrote
Dropped the soap.
billyjack669 t1_j9gfrc1 wrote
It's like Sid the Sloth and the Mary Statue from the Exorcist had a child.
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Reply to Unfortunately wiper placement by drunk_horses
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Over-Stranger5508 OP t1_j9gbqga wrote
Reply to comment by IdeallyAChad6666 in Just found out about McWeevil and I am dead by Over-Stranger5508
I’d like to see
Notsnowbound t1_j9gb39s wrote
Oh God, is this a flashback? Am I in Akron Ohio after a Grateful Dead show in 1986 getting drive thru? 'breaks down sobbing'
IdeallyAChad6666 t1_j9g9cdd wrote
Oh yea, I have a toy like this under my bed
scarlettkizzes3 OP t1_j9g9b38 wrote
Reply to comment by Azurestar21 in Reading my son a bedtime story…What a wonderful sister Peppa is. 😂 by scarlettkizzes3
I’m happy you were able to find something that doesn’t trigger you so much because calling a cartoon character a Cunt is pretty next level you need to calm down lol
Decent_Wrongdoer_201 t1_j9g78yu wrote
Reply to comment by QuiGonGiveItToYa in The position a buddy passed out in at a bachelor party by QuiGonGiveItToYa
This is honestly scary. He's lucky he was in that position, but maybe he should drink less
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Reply to Now I know where 🍆 meanings came from!! by Depesh-khadka
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eggtada t1_j9g6n1k wrote
well tbh our work place has to use grey containers for garbage and blue containers for recycling so clarification isn’t a bad thing
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Dubai-was-liiit t1_j9g56ym wrote
You know what you gotta do.
Frankiedafuter t1_j9g2zjp wrote
Been there. Poor bastard the next day.
dragon3025 t1_j9fzjj2 wrote
Reply to comment by googlyeyes183 in Reading my son a bedtime story…What a wonderful sister Peppa is. 😂 by scarlettkizzes3
Her design is also r/midlypenis and I swear r/theyknew. I also jokingly call her "Penis Pig".
FistCookies t1_j9fxor4 wrote
Backdoor cock.. gotta be the best kind.
Trusting_The-Process t1_j9fwd7a wrote
I found an elderly gentleman passed away just like this just last year.
04221970 t1_j9fvxrw wrote
another example of the meaning of words changing over time.
It means one specific thing to her.....and something completely different to you.
Call her a 'Dork' and watch her mind explode.
Spare_Ad1017 OP t1_j9fvps5 wrote
Reply to comment by it1987 in My favorite toolbox sticker by Spare_Ad1017
Lol there was another sticker there. You can see the round space. And I'm going to fill the side with more (the top is full) but I do regret not lining it up with the bottom.. regretti spaghetti
Azurestar21 t1_j9ft8j7 wrote
Reply to comment by meyersjl30 in Reading my son a bedtime story…What a wonderful sister Peppa is. 😂 by scarlettkizzes3
Yes. Yes yes yes. Yes. Fucking yes. All the yes. Maximum yes. Uberyes.
theshogun02 t1_j9guj65 wrote
Reply to I didn’t know Krogers was getting freaky by Crafty_Cha0s_
“Sealed for your pleasure….”