ScumBrad t1_j9drp7g wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:24 AM

Reply to comment by jorsiem in The position a buddy passed out in at a bachelor party by QuiGonGiveItToYa

I'm trying to imagine how one could accidentally get fucked in the ass. Like, he was trying to move his friend to a better position and accidentally unbuckled his boys belt in the process while reaching around his waist to move him. Then his pants fell down because of the position. The guy helping him was already in his boxers because he was ready for bed and his dick slipped through the pee hole when he was trying to lift his friend. The friction from the back of his friends shirt causes him to get an erection. Then while standing up after all this he slips on a bar of soap that fell out of this guys bag, his erect penis hits the band of the guys underwear pulling them down, and his penis manages to slide right into the guys ass which is naturally lubed with sweat because he had so much to drink and his body is trying to detox. Seems like a realistic scenario to me so I guess it could happen to anyone.

RamblngParenthetical t1_j9dro33 wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:23 AM

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/r/facedownassup

[deleted] t1_j9dr5kk wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:19 AM

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MobyDuc38 t1_j9dqmca wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:14 AM

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Congratulations! You've given yourself alcohol poisoning!

2KilAMoknbrd t1_j9dqhuy wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:13 AM

Reply to Now I know where 🍆 meanings came from!! by Depesh-khadka

Bob Hope ?

ItsOnlyaFewBucks t1_j9dqakq wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:11 AM

Reply to The position a buddy passed out in at a bachelor party by QuiGonGiveItToYa

I don't know it looks like he has a death grip on that pile of clothes/bed? He might have said he was passed out...

Selstial21 t1_j9dq9px wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:11 AM

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I doubt it. I used to work in a similar place, your just gonna have a really pissed off facilities guy. You 100% lost your deposit but a good carpet cleaner and bio cleaning chemical would have that rug back to normal in less than an 1-2 hours

[deleted] t1_j9dpsnr wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:06 AM

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DarthArterius t1_j9docr3 wrote on February 21, 2023 at 3:54 AM

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For thee are maidenless.

DarthArterius t1_j9do7rm wrote on February 21, 2023 at 3:53 AM

Reply to comment by QuiGonGiveItToYa in The position a buddy passed out in at a bachelor party by QuiGonGiveItToYa

If you throw it out in a sneaky way they may forget there's supposed to be a rug in there. Or they'll charge triple what cleaning it would cost. Lol

OkSympathy9500 t1_j9dmv6l wrote on February 21, 2023 at 3:41 AM

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Hope it wasn’t a gay bachelor party

Vegas_off_the_Strip t1_j9dmqlb wrote on February 21, 2023 at 3:40 AM

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It's not that you're late. It's just that Quagmire is always early. -Gigity

12geffory78 t1_j9dmino wrote on February 21, 2023 at 3:38 AM

Reply to it's the hero we needed (Simpsons fans should get this) by BISTtheGOOLZ

I see ssj2 vegeta (possibly majin), super buu, and then there’s a ginormous astronaut all in the back.

SnarkyBear53 t1_j9dm0xp wrote on February 21, 2023 at 3:34 AM

Reply to comment by Moist_Interaction_99 in Now I know where 🍆 meanings came from!! by Depesh-khadka

That is sad. Nixon was the 37th president, and was forced to resign because of the Watergate scandal. That scandal is the reason why modern scandals are called xxx-gate. Example: Apple's BatteryGate, or ComicGate a few years ago.