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Gh0sth4nd t1_j94z17e wrote
Ha we have beaten Bart to it we have seen a close shot!
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Reply to comment by ChiliGoblin in Our dog’s reaction to bringing home our tiny human by drscurvy
Yeah after the covid lockdown I nearly died to a regular cold and a hundred other things lol.
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Reply to comment by Exatraz in Our dog’s reaction to bringing home our tiny human by drscurvy
In foreign countries having a real guard dog at home with young kids is the best security/daycare you’ll get. My rotti got out one time and I found him down the street playing with a three year old kid and his dad. Had the kids pet him while he ate too as a puppy so food is never an issue.
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toxicexpectorant t1_j94xmvy wrote
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GANDORF57 t1_j94wjy4 wrote
Reply to comment by RuralRasta in I guess big Mommy works in this hotel by RuralRasta
Not to worry, I, myself, am a creamer. ^(*I used to work at a dairy...that's how we gendered the cattle...MILKERS AND CREAMERS.)
RuralRasta OP t1_j94t9m3 wrote
Reply to comment by BalognaPonyParty in I guess big Mommy works in this hotel by RuralRasta
Knew that'd be a giveaway lol. You have to drive last night?
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Exatraz t1_j94hf0j wrote
Reply to comment by ResponsibilityTop857 in Our dog’s reaction to bringing home our tiny human by drscurvy
Obviously it depends on the breed but most of the time the risk isn't the dog attacking the baby but the dog getting over protective of the baby to the point it doesn't allow anyone else near it without aggression. So yes, gotta keep the distance between the dog and the baby to establish the Pack dynamics and get the dog to learn that the baby is an extension of your authority. You shouldn't leave the dog unsupervised with the baby either but like, that's also true with most things. You generally don't leave babies this young unsupervised
soulburn97 t1_j94b58u wrote
ChondroArt t1_j94agwp wrote
Reply to I guess big Mommy works in this hotel by RuralRasta
Big mommy milkers
awkbird_enthusigasm t1_j947dsj wrote
Reply to I guess big Mommy works in this hotel by RuralRasta
Mommy want milky
BarryMcKockinerr t1_j946pza wrote
Reply to comment by RuralRasta in I guess big Mommy works in this hotel by RuralRasta
It's only pornographic if you poke a hole in the bottom suck it out.
BalognaPonyParty t1_j946ewt wrote
Reply to I guess big Mommy works in this hotel by RuralRasta
Nova Scotia represent
CrankyMcFarty t1_j944hk7 wrote
Reply to I guess big Mommy works in this hotel by RuralRasta
I turn into a telescope
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ResponsibilityTop857 t1_j941bhv wrote
Reply to comment by bizilux in Our dog’s reaction to bringing home our tiny human by drscurvy
I'd be more worried about the dog's teeth than the germs.
ResponsibilityTop857 t1_j94165h wrote
Reply to comment by ToothlessGrandma in Our dog’s reaction to bringing home our tiny human by drscurvy
So do people who let dogs and very small children play unattended together.
Dogs are not people, and are carnivores with a dog's level of understanding. I don't think I would let a dog this close to an infant until I was sure the animal was used to it, and I would never let a dog and an infant/ toddler in the same room unless I was keeping a close eye on the situation.
You never know when a dog, even one you've known for years who is well trained and has a history of good behavior, will attack an infant.
Stainedbrain1997 t1_j940d7d wrote
Reply to I guess big Mommy works in this hotel by RuralRasta
I work at a vet hospital and a cat named Mommy has came in a few times in the past month. Each time my coworkers have to shout in the lobby “Mommy?”. It’s a cat of an elderly couple, so they don’t know
RuralRasta OP t1_j93zfv7 wrote
Reply to I guess big Mommy works in this hotel by RuralRasta
I don't think this counts as pornographic but if it does please let me know and I'll remove it, I don't want to offend or be banned!
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crash866 t1_j93yzxj wrote
Reply to I was looking to find where Girl Scout cookies would be sold. I wonder if these will be made with real Girl Scouts. by curiousplaid
Coconut oil is made from coconuts, sunflower oil is made from sunflowers, olive oil is made from olives. What is baby oil made from?
maxip89 t1_j93x298 wrote
I see meme potential.
uk-side t1_j94z3kb wrote
Reply to it's the hero we needed (Simpsons fans should get this) by BISTtheGOOLZ
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