The look of desperation

Dogs figure out the benefits of the tiny human fairly quickly

So guess we just cite our sources, piss on em shake hands and call it a day?

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A bullet fired straight up on Earth, assuming there’s no wind, might still be able to reach a maximum height of around three kilometers (about 10,000 feet), and will then fall back down to Earth. However, just like a human skydiver only accelerates for a few seconds before reaching terminal velocity, the air resistance acting on the bullet will prevent it from reaching speeds even close to muzzle velocity ever again.

Instead, a falling bullet comes back down with a speed of only around 150 miles-per-hour (241 kilometers per hour), which is just 10% of the speed it was fired with. Because of how energy works (proportional to your speed squared), a bullet that falls from high in the air only possesses 1% of the energy of a bullet newly fired from a gun: the equivalent of a brick dropped from a height of just 50 cm (about 20 inches) off the ground.

In terms of speed and energy, this simple treatment does, in fact, correctly give us the properties of a bullet fired up into the air when it hits the ground. But in terms of location, bullets that are fired even straight up can actually come back down up to two miles (about three kilometers) away from where they were fired.

A 150 mile-per-hour bullet won’t be lethal in most instances, but there are two factors that can change the equation dramatically.

Bullets that are fired at an angle, rather than straight up, may never stop and begin tumbling; instead, they can maintain much greater speeds: many hundreds of miles-per-hour.

If a bullet has enough speed to break the skin, it can potentially be lethal; this occurs at different speeds for different bullets and different individual people.

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Hahaha

Everywhere outside the US.

Had to scroll to this before I snorted out loud.

Update for 2023:

"No gods. No masters. No regrets."

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100% money can buy a child's happiness.

It can also buy me a great PC gaming experience.

That's some old school cursive, I didn't know kids these days could write in cursive.

Good idea.

Money is happiness lubrication.

You can get in there without it, but it's a rougher ride.

Love that. That’s a great kid!

It seems that money cant buy happiness, it can buy great happiness.

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Basically he went to the supermarket with his brother for groceries and items for an assignment given by his teachers, realization hit when all his money was gone but he was happy because he got the items required.

Quite a good breakdown depending on age and good writing.

In the words of the poet Weird Al: "If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it"

“I't same that lasses money cant sey hastine, It can leuy great”

What my phone read it as

Same omg