Why do I hear dubstep?

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Ahhh yes! Gotta look that one up!

WTF

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A bullet doesnt have the terminal velocity to be fatal

Someone's getting rammed today.

Reading it made me laugh too!

I think you mean knocked up, trust me I know that position.

If you own a car in Ontario, you can totally identify with this picture.

But... starter pistols don’t have bullets?

Better knocked down than knocked up

r/beatmetoit

Came here to say this

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Me back in the day trying not to look stoned sitting on the couch at a family gathering.

The bullet wouldn't fall as fast as it was shot. It would just fall like a tiny pebble. Maybe hurt a bit, but not kill.

Something the person to the right did or said. The dog is refraining from biting them.

This reminds me of when I was passing notes in math class, and I wrote “I bet (math teacher) has a real hairy ass” and I got caught. She read the note and I was sent home for the day, and I had to write an apology letter about how the guilt consumed me

Also in movie props you shouldn't have either...

Cough rust cough

So should movie props, but tell that to Alec Baldwin.

Bullet it shot directly up would be falling down at its terminal velocity, which is potentially very survivable.

after a few hundred farts and a few wet ones, shit gets old I bet

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Yeah if he was like 8 or 9 I’d understand, but sixth grade? Oof