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jellyfishingwizard t1_j8u2yge wrote
Reply to A letter I wrote to my middle school principal after I farted in the middle of his speech by supermac23
All the sudden your hand writing gets amazing when you write sorry. It’s like someone else out it in for you lol
brriwa t1_j8u1jie wrote
Reply to Nervous dog by finger_the_shark
Did somebody fart?
AnnoyedDuckling t1_j8twcfp wrote
Reply to Nervous dog by finger_the_shark
Me looking at the price tags at the grocery store.
ur-socks-sir t1_j8tvhd0 wrote
Reply to comment by supermac23 in A letter I wrote to my middle school principal after I farted in the middle of his speech by supermac23
The irony only makes it better. Honestly though, I'm considering being a teacher, and if that was me speaking then I'd be laughing more than upset that I got interrupted.
Moist___Towelette t1_j8tusuf wrote
Reply to Tortoise vs Hare by toonhole
The other version is where the squirrel aims for the Hare’s future position instead. It’s slightly less funny and more suited to 16:9
themanwithonesandle t1_j8tus2f wrote
Reply to Tortoise vs Hare by toonhole
Who trusted the squirrel with the gun in the first place
Warribo t1_j8ttcxy wrote
Reply to Nervous dog by finger_the_shark
Guess who's turn it is to pay for the pizza
mikek505 t1_j8tqiet wrote
Reply to comment by Watson349B in A letter I wrote to my middle school principal after I farted in the middle of his speech by supermac23
They would just be nubs!
finger_the_shark OP t1_j8tpu9v wrote
Reply to comment by SweetCow222 in Nervous dog by finger_the_shark
We still cant find out what she did
SweetCow222 t1_j8tphff wrote
Reply to Nervous dog by finger_the_shark
When your guilty but try to hide it terribly from the humans
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themanwithonesandle t1_j8tmooe wrote
Reply to Science online lesson about work 😊 by sanji_kun1
This teacher definitely watched idiocracy before making this test
natej84 t1_j8t896n wrote
Reply to Science online lesson about work 😊 by sanji_kun1
Knocked down? Or knocked up?
Defiant-Revolution11 t1_j8sx2u6 wrote
Reply to comment by zabel1969 in A letter I wrote to my middle school principal after I farted in the middle of his speech by supermac23
Yep, everything is a crime if you do it right.
supermac23 OP t1_j8stypt wrote
Reply to comment by zabel1969 in A letter I wrote to my middle school principal after I farted in the middle of his speech by supermac23
He was giving a speech to the class about being respectful to guest speakers
fourfourzero t1_j8stfp0 wrote
Reply to comment by Igotthedueceduece in I guess my car wanted to be sedated by backslashdotcom
i didn't dv you but I haven't heard the Ramones referenced in 25+ years and that was a remake of one tune for an insurance commercial. I don't doubt that YOU know who they are.
cadenjpeters OP t1_j8spwlc wrote
Reply to comment by Corando in Interesting options here by cadenjpeters
I listen to rap only.
Agitated-Joey t1_j8soq00 wrote
Reply to A letter I wrote to my middle school principal after I farted in the middle of his speech by supermac23
Giving speeches to kids is a waste of time. I can’t recall a single damn speech someone gave from school. Parents however, can remember quite a few of those speeches.
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Peplove t1_j8sixb8 wrote
Reply to Science online lesson about work 😊 by sanji_kun1
In 9 months an Autobot will roll out
[deleted] t1_j8si7mn wrote
Reply to Tortoise vs Hare by toonhole
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Kapitano72 t1_j8scq58 wrote
Reply to Science online lesson about work 😊 by sanji_kun1
Extreme Dogging.
mickeyrogo t1_j8s8a3v wrote
Reply to Science online lesson about work 😊 by sanji_kun1
Literally rear ended
Licensed_Human t1_j8s7x8l wrote
Reply to Science online lesson about work 😊 by sanji_kun1
Alternate title: A person is knocked up by a car
MelancholyMushroom t1_j8u3ki4 wrote
Reply to comment by ur-socks-sir in A letter I wrote to my middle school principal after I farted in the middle of his speech by supermac23
Aw I think I did this once and I remember the teacher lost her shit, and she yelled at me like I’d just shot her dog. It was an odd reaction for an adult to have looking back on it. Maybe 3rd grade or so. Weird.