> Person obviously didn’t is not proofread this quiz.

FTFY

I am curious. Was it loud, like a crackle pop snapper or super stinky bubble drop?

It seems they only want one answer

I'll agree there. A rather dark twist on the old tale, but it stays consistent with it and explains how the slow turtle could win.

Death, maybe, but it certainly wouldn't explode its head like that.

I'd go with "It will die, but the head won't explode."

Yo lyin ass, you know you laughed your ass off later with your friends.

Same. Seemed like a really weird and grim punchline.

I didn't notice them. I guess my brain filled them in as just being some twigs or tiny tree in the background. What with being brown and sticky.

He's like, "I will never fart again, I promise"

Johnny asked, "Teacher, do farts have lumps."
Teacher replies, "No Johnny, farts do not have lumps."

"Well then," says Johnny, "I just shit my pants."

Same. Just out of respect for the story.

no ones talking about how he got the GUN!!

I've been in a couple video calls where somebody ripped ass and it was picked up pretty well by the mic. In one everyone kinda paused for a moment so I'm pretty sure the farter knew they'd been heard.

Damn sensitive headset mics these days.

Lebanese turtle on New Year's?

Well he was 1 day from retirement

Let’s hope he forgets about it and teaches you grammar and punctuation.

Yes so up would mean radially outward. And yea I usually just hear it referred to as the Coriolis effect instead of force.

I'm familiar with doing calculations for an object south/north bound but I don't recall with one travelling vertically upward.

So if I think about it since the angular velocity is constant as you travel vertically but the tangential velocity is not, that would mean a bullet fired up would eventually be travelling slower then the air around it with its East/west component of tangential velocity. Which would push it, but then on the way down I can't help but feel it would have the opposite effect and kind of cancel out.

SO in the northern hemisphere if I shoot a bullet up (radially outward) which direction would it land? Perhaps I'm not understanding it.

The physics don't work.

What a great mom you have, and a hilarious story lol

Happytreefriends.com still a thing?

Have ya kept your promise to never fart again?

Mom never sent it obviously.

I farted in church during prayer once. The sanctuary was being renovated so we were in the gym seated in metal chairs. The echo was immense. The smell was of the dark lord’s bunghole, and it was a bit wet sounding. I didn’t write any letters though.

This the kinda stuff you should be able to look up on 23andMe