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VapidActions t1_j8ppvb0 wrote
Reply to comment by GodzlIIa in Tortoise vs Hare by toonhole
"Up" is relative. Looking at the earth, you're shooting outwards from the sphere (or really irregular elipsoid). By the time the bullet reaches its destination, the planet has turned, resulting in an offset.
The Coriolis effect is a "fictitious force", meaning it's not an actual inertial force, but is calculated as a force based on a frame of reference. In this case, the frame of reference doesn't include the earth's rotation - you can't see that happening, and yet even though the bullet went straight up, something caused it to come back down in a different location, a force, a fictitious force, a Coriolis force.
LordPeanutButter15 t1_j8pp82z wrote
Reply to comment by Sunspider2 in Tortoise vs Hare by toonhole
Listen. I saw an episode of 1000 ways to die that said it’s a real way to die and I’ll believe what I want
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Nuclearwhale79 t1_j8phmjv wrote
Reply to Tortoise vs Hare by toonhole
I came for the funny and now I'm having a existential crisis about the futility of life.
bzmaker t1_j8pf89v wrote
Reply to I guess my car wanted to be sedated by backslashdotcom
Wurd
bufordt t1_j8pe2r8 wrote
Reply to comment by Goldenone911 in Ricola with Herbs by Goldenone911
Does Gnar make more sense?
Goldenone911 OP t1_j8p996c wrote
Reply to comment by Goldenone911 in Ricola with Herbs by Goldenone911
When it happened anyways
Goldenone911 OP t1_j8p985p wrote
Reply to comment by DaveWhite24 in Ricola with Herbs by Goldenone911
It was pretty gross lol but also hilarious
Mloxard_CZ t1_j8p6uc4 wrote
Reply to Tortoise vs Hare by toonhole
The comic is good but I would maybe illustrate the bullet better so we have better context for the last panel
GodzlIIa t1_j8p5h8m wrote
Reply to comment by upvoatsforall in Tortoise vs Hare by toonhole
Does Coriolis effect work on things shot straight up? I thought it was just north/southbound. But its been a while since learning it.
upvoatsforall t1_j8p4iqi wrote
Reply to comment by GodzlIIa in Tortoise vs Hare by toonhole
And not on a rotating planet with a Coriolis effect.
GodzlIIa t1_j8p4bau wrote
Reply to comment by alxwx in Tortoise vs Hare by toonhole
I mean that's pretty slow. Might draw blood for a person. But I suppose for a tortoise might be a bit worse.
alxwx t1_j8p3umb wrote
Reply to comment by Love_Cannon in Tortoise vs Hare by toonhole
Sure but anything going 50-90m/s (rough terminal velocity of a 9mm) is still going to leave a hell of a mess of the tortoise
Sunspider2 t1_j8p3lk4 wrote
Reply to comment by GodzlIIa in Tortoise vs Hare by toonhole
So many people misunderstand this. A normal sized bullet falling on your head....from any height....would certainly hurt and might draw a bit of blood, but won't be fatal.
alxwx t1_j8p3l4z wrote
Reply to comment by GodzlIIa in Tortoise vs Hare by toonhole
Terminal velocity for a 9mm is 50-90 m/s … Tortoise still going to smushed
webbslinger_0 t1_j8p3k3e wrote
Reply to Tortoise vs Hare by toonhole
Tortoise vs Hare (trigger)
Love_Cannon t1_j8p2udq wrote
Reply to comment by alxwx in Tortoise vs Hare by toonhole
The terminal velocity of a bullet is far lower than its muzzle velocity. While it is still enough to kill if it hits you in the right spot, it wouldn't shatter your head as the illustration suggests.
A vacuum implies the absence of air resistance, which would allow the bullet's fall speed to reach its muzzle speed and actually explode heads.
GodzlIIa t1_j8p2s54 wrote
Reply to comment by alxwx in Tortoise vs Hare by toonhole
Bullets fired straight up reach terminal velocity on their way down due to air resistance, so this would only happen if there wasn't air resistance. i.e in a vacuum.
(not to undermine lots of people being hurt my stray bullets fired into the air, but they aren't fired straight up)
alxwx t1_j8p27m6 wrote
Reply to comment by GodzlIIa in Tortoise vs Hare by toonhole
Eh?
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Reply to Tortoise vs Hare by toonhole
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GJackson5069 t1_j8p1j3g wrote
Reply to comment by toonhole in Tortoise vs Hare by toonhole
Alec?
satluvscheese t1_j8p1i1a wrote
Reply to Tortoise vs Hare by toonhole
I feel like the turtle...Crushed hopes and dreams
onebadmex66 t1_j8ozbw1 wrote
Reply to comment by toonhole in Tortoise vs Hare by toonhole
You should teach it to draw a thin line to illustrate that said bullet was coming back down. Otherwise the only two other options is the rabbit sent a second bullet into the turtles brain or he used mind control to burst the turtles brain.
spdrman8 t1_j8oyyic wrote
Reply to Tortoise vs Hare by toonhole
I like THIS version better....
secretaccount4posts t1_j8pq046 wrote
Reply to A letter I wrote to my middle school principal after I farted in the middle of his speech by supermac23
This principal was definitely on a power trip