"You remind me so much of your mother..."

untied bread knots

Im nacho man anymore

Yeah, sometimes setting boundaries with those dude friends doesn’t work. One once tried to get into my room, where I luckily had a lock. After that, it was Casper the RBF Ghost to him at work.

Yeah, I'd also ghost my brother if her said he wanted to fuck me.

See. Women always attracted to the bad boys like cancer instead of the nice guys like good old fashioned on grown pubic hairs.

/s

Ducking autocucumber.

My most abusive relationship took my nipples from me, his name was cancer. 😂😂😂😂

My terrible attempt at a breast cancer joke.

We do these with my husband’s cousins. We are so lucky to have them live so close to us to have these. I live across country from my family, and my husband has very little to do with his family but these cousins are amazing people.

Maybe if you had more nipples, he would've stayed around longer.

I ain’t got noooooo nipples. 😂😂😂😂

We just started doing these snacked themed game night! The other snacks yesterday were a heart shaped pizza and ice cream.

Next month is “anything green.” So I have to think of something witty for then. We live in Utah and I’m debating on green jello or something else to highlight the culture here. Or do something else.

Alabama vibes

Proofreading is a lost art

No, homepage, like when you set up a website in tribute to something. It means you're trying to honor it.

An appropriate homepage.

Your family sounds nice. I wish I was closer with my family.

I remember trying to hit on girls in high school, they’d always laugh and be like “oh David Wakat, you’re like a big brother to me!” and that shit crushed me as a teenager lmao

r/beatmeattoit

And this icing looks more like tomato paste

Can't be Alabama, it's written in cursive.

Imagine having a healthy relationship with your family.

He got creepy and she peaced out.

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Homepage 😂😂