Recent comments in /f/funny
Auto18732 t1_j6p6u0d wrote
Is he teriyaki style?
Magvak OP t1_j6p6kfa wrote
Reply to comment by Ricard728 in My local Mexican grocery store only use carts from other stores. by Magvak
Monterey
snarkuzoid t1_j6p6kek wrote
That was a helluva machine in its day. Blew the doors off the competition. Sigh.
BigDaddyCool17 t1_j6p5yqs wrote
Reply to Two cannibals were eating a clown by DrCosbyOBGYN
The other cannibal, being a cannibal, then eats the first cannibal, because he is a cannibal.
Such-Programmer-8282 t1_j6p5sdt wrote
Reply to My Aunt/Godmother gave me this jokey Page-A-Day calendar for Christmas. I'm beginning to feel attacked. by Officer_Danger
Jeez! Thats one of the funniest things I've ever read! I am smiling and laughing because its true! Love it!
Skvora OP t1_j6p5phy wrote
Reply to comment by OorPancake in Ordered a space archaeologist, received a space mummy... by Skvora
Initially, yes.
RandomPotato082 t1_j6p5l5s wrote
Reply to Dad joke incoming… by Cobraxi89
toss a coin to your witcher
tedead t1_j6p5hcu wrote
Reply to Fun Fact Generator by pxp121kr
According to this, the garter snake is the only venomous snake in North America.
Regularstoke t1_j6p4vac wrote
Reply to Dad joke incoming… by Cobraxi89
I'd take it home , and when she says " I asked if there was bounty" I'd say... Well I told you there was plenty.
xiamandrewx t1_j6p4t9c wrote
"Look it's not rocket appliances. We're not the one bringing the carts. But once they're in our car park they belong to us now. It's not illegal because we're not stealing them. They just show up and we use them. It's peaches and cake.'
OorPancake t1_j6p4sk4 wrote
Is it though?
[deleted] t1_j6p4qld wrote
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doyoulikemynewcar t1_j6p4ish wrote
I wonder how they acquire them??
satluvscheese t1_j6p4ibx wrote
Reply to Dad joke incoming… by Cobraxi89
Sure cleans up a lot of the blood spilled by the innocent
flaker111 t1_j6p4c0k wrote
Reply to comment by Grievance69 in I think he won by RemarkableNebula
Bear Grylls: drink human tea
[deleted] t1_j6p48mv wrote
Nunca compro mis carritos tampoco.
SearchingTheVoids t1_j6p48dw wrote
Reply to Huhu by otheruser16
I would be interested in knowing many bad dick, pussy, 69, etc jokes are made on this sub in a day
RedRaptor85 t1_j6p3xy4 wrote
Reply to It is International Hot Chocolate Day, so my son made chocolate Play Doh at pre-school. by DanimalHouse
Turdpenis - 2 sizes.
loganboy231 t1_j6p3vt9 wrote
Reply to Dad joke incoming… by Cobraxi89
Seems they have a... decent amount of the product
Ally699669 t1_j6p3vpx wrote
Reply to Dad joke incoming… by Cobraxi89
Did they have any kitchen roll? Yeah they had plenty ☺️
letsgetrandy t1_j6p3tds wrote
Reply to Dad joke incoming… by Cobraxi89
Great for those hard to reach areas.
Gonergonegone t1_j6p3q0s wrote
I'm gonna build a grocery store! And Mexico is going to pay for the carts!
babygrenade t1_j6p3hna wrote
Let's just build a cart rack and see what happens.
FilmoreGash t1_j6p3g0f wrote
Reply to Two cannibals were eating a clown by DrCosbyOBGYN
The first cannibal asked the other, "Do you think he tastes funny?"
Skvora OP t1_j6p6zv1 wrote
Reply to comment by Auto18732 in Ordered a space archaeologist, received a space mummy... by Skvora
She. Highly recommend checking out the comic books btw.