FirePlox123 t1_j6p0zyd wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:53 PM

Reply to Ordered a space archaeologist, received a space mummy... by Skvora

Mogus

GANDORF57 t1_j6p0thg wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:52 PM

Reply to comment by Matisaro in I think he won by RemarkableNebula

"How do you say. 'ollie ollie oxen free' in Malay?"

thumbtax t1_j6p0rps wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:52 PM

Reply to Well. by 2018_Gacha_Be_Like-

I have friends who are very anti-work that will repost this as serious evidence of toxic work culture.

[deleted] t1_j6p0oyw wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:51 PM

Reply to comment by Shoddy_North5961 in My local Mexican grocery store only use carts from other stores. by Magvak

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FistCookies t1_j6p0lca wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:50 PM

Reply to Dad joke incoming… by Cobraxi89

Plenty up top

CookiePush t1_j6p0ies wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:50 PM

Reply to Two cannibals were eating a clown by DrCosbyOBGYN

Is he a choke to you?

Objective-Angle7221 t1_j6p0i0f wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:50 PM

Reply to It is International Hot Chocolate Day, so my son made chocolate Play Doh at pre-school. by DanimalHouse

It looks like shit and I dont mean anything bad towards your son by saying that.

username32768 t1_j6p0d63 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:49 PM

Reply to Dad joke incoming… by Cobraxi89

<Spanish accent> One sheet is plenty </Spanish accent>

Ricard728 t1_j6p0bey wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:49 PM

Reply to My local Mexican grocery store only use carts from other stores. by Magvak

Is it El Rancho Supermarket?

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kosmovii t1_j6p01ys wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:47 PM

Reply to Two cannibals were eating a clown by DrCosbyOBGYN

The other one says, well you wanted to go for the juggler.

[deleted] t1_j6p00rg wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:47 PM

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tjschroeder87 t1_j6ozzn7 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:47 PM

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Copier is sexy,?

unicornfartchaser t1_j6ozvbw wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:46 PM

Reply to Dad joke incoming… by Cobraxi89

there's "plenty more" where that came from.

dnc_1981 t1_j6ozrfd wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:45 PM

Reply to Two cannibals were eating a clown by DrCosbyOBGYN

🤣

Shoddy_North5961 t1_j6ozqwd wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:45 PM

Reply to My local Mexican grocery store only use carts from other stores. by Magvak

Supplied by the cart-el

Dropthetenors t1_j6ozooy wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:45 PM

Reply to Dad joke incoming… by Cobraxi89

Well i hope they've got enough bc it seems they've got plenty!

GaugeWon t1_j6oznau wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:45 PM

Reply to It is International Hot Chocolate Day, so my son made chocolate Play Doh at pre-school. by DanimalHouse

Good thing you trained him to pick up after himself.

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great_auks t1_j6oz6uj wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:42 PM

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lol, fantastic

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drayman86 t1_j6oz3kz wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:41 PM

Reply to My neighbours internet names. by HerolegendIsTaken

NSA Security Drone

Slydemon t1_j6oz389 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:41 PM

Reply to Lock and safe by ssassgroup

'Aren't you worried they will steal it? It's a bad lock'.

'Yeah I know, it's just a crutch'

Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j6oz2tp wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:41 PM

Reply to At least it's preferred not mandatory by skrillex_wtf

Plot twist: it's in Northern Canada. We did tell you we'd send you to a remote location.

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