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I'm more concerned by this thing on the back that looks like it was used as a jack stand but really looks like one of those basketball net with casters.

One trick is to tell them stories that don’t go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them! Give me five bees for a quarter, you’d say! Now, where were we? Oh yes, the important thing was, that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time!

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It’s the top of my abdomen. I certainly hope you have one!😂

Think of the smell! You bitch!

Ha! Very cool.

Idk what body part this is, but I'm pretty sure I don't have it.

With water???

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More like the andrew tate followers.

It's way different from what I expected, but here it is.

He should have sat in a barrel of cement and rolled off the ship then.

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I used to get to the operator of those calls, and when they asked for the make & model, I answered "1974 Ford Pinto". They'd apologize and hang up, and they stopped calling for a month or two.

This is the longest I could find it saying how long:

"Without water, a person can die after 3 days, and usually no one can survive for more than 5-6 days. Dr. Claude Piantadosi of North Carolina's Duke University says 100 hours is around the limit."

Maybe he was in there for one business week lol

My wife is a nurse in the OR and has been wanting to do this forever…since I was scheduled for a hysterectomy, this was a golden opportunity! We taped this reminder on my belly for them to find as they prepped. 😂🤣😂 it was the first thing I asked about when I woke from sedation.😂

Haven't heard much from Mar-a-Lago recently!

You can. As long as you were hydrated before hand

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Hope he saved some for the trip back

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It says more about you than it does Walmart.