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Darth_M0L t1_j6mzobn wrote

That is actually for the removal of tapeworms. You catch a bird. Put it in the holder. Insert bird holder with the bird into your butt. The bird will become hungry in your butt and eat all the tape worms. Now you are cured.

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ukchinouk t1_j6mzizs wrote

Reply to comment by DootMasterFlex in RIP Peppa Pig by DootMasterFlex

One day Peppa and George were playing in the garden.

“What are you doing?” Asked Susie Sheep.

“We’re playing Cartels.” Said Peppa.

“Can I join in?” Asked Susie.

“Fuck off and work your own patch before I break your fucking knee caps.” Said George.

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