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orangebix t1_j6m85rl wrote

Ass is better, if you want a better ass you gotta work for it (implants always looked fucked) but tits you are born with so its rude to Jude.

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Ally_Jzzz t1_j6m6bun wrote

I'll never forget my (work-related) visit to Bartlesville, Oklahoma (of all places). First time for me in 'Cowboys and Indians, oil, pickup trucks and Trump 2020 land', as I feel it describes it best for a European guy like me. Ranch literally everywhere. Even when ordering a pizza, people would ask me if I would like some ranch with that. Other restaurant, they wore shirts with "I put ranch on my ranch". Nearly bought one of those shirts too. Kind of regret not doing that :D

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