Recent comments in /f/funny
Mn4by t1_j6kmf6b wrote
Reply to I think there's a typo on my ruler...but for a few days there, I had an extra bounce in my step. by lonelygayPhD
As someone packing precisely 6.5", I believe this is a valid ruler
SlinginCats t1_j6km9lu wrote
Reply to Bird house or....... by Deep-Philosophy1135
"MINI" Wood Birdhouses?? Forgive me master, for I have neglected my training.
JuiceBox2OOO t1_j6km5ij wrote
Reply to Bird house or....... by Deep-Philosophy1135
Your mom's second best friday night
Sofakingwhat1776 t1_j6km4cx wrote
Reply to Bird house or....... by Deep-Philosophy1135
So Walmart is selling dildos and butt plugs after all.
SlinginCats t1_j6km0vq wrote
Reply to comment by 101forgotmypassword in Bird house or....... by Deep-Philosophy1135
Could be Lemmywings.
MellowCorn1965 t1_j6klwoc wrote
Reply to comment by GearJunkie82 in This man robbing a tailor with the gun that killed Lincoln. by OhNoItsLockett
Thats a single action revolver he's holding
NeeDextrin t1_j6kl5yu wrote
Reply to Bird house or....... by Deep-Philosophy1135
buttplug-Skyrim Special Edition
dumdumdumz t1_j6kkyds wrote
Reply to Bird house or....... by Deep-Philosophy1135
Or…….butt splinters
Punkhair2Nv__13 t1_j6kkwjf wrote
Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!
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Reply to Bird house or....... by Deep-Philosophy1135
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Ziggy5tardu5t t1_j6kktta wrote
Reply to comment by neoprenewedgie in typical highschool bathroom stall by ChickenScrxtch82
I've heard it as:
"I'd drag my balls through 5 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie"
jimtobin t1_j6kkli0 wrote
Reply to Bird house or....... by Deep-Philosophy1135
Everything Everywhere All At Once vibes
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Reply to comment by Tashomire in I think there's a typo on my ruler...but for a few days there, I had an extra bounce in my step. by lonelygayPhD
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Reply to This was at Disneyland. by bloodeagle231
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soIstartBlasting t1_j6kkbbn wrote
I just got my Johnson Rod replaced, so it’s been awhile
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wonderdog180 t1_j6kk4mx wrote
Reply to This box at my job just gave me the perfect advice for how to act during a date by ThatsNotWhatyouMean
And bring a broken margarita glass and some fireworks
Personal_Guest4270 t1_j6kk2vw wrote
Reply to Bird house or....... by Deep-Philosophy1135
It's a birdhouse..... until you apply 7 coats of high gloss polyurethane and squat on it for a pleasure filled Thursday evening. Well, that's what another guy told me.
klinkscousin t1_j6kjz6d wrote
Reply to This box at my job just gave me the perfect advice for how to act during a date by ThatsNotWhatyouMean
Somethings are written in stone, some.on a cardboard box.
LoL.
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fyrekiller t1_j6kjowd wrote
That's rick's gun from walking dead
Djangasdad t1_j6kjoma wrote
Reply to Bird house or....... by Deep-Philosophy1135
They can shove that birdhouse right up their ass
fyrekiller t1_j6kjk9t wrote
That is what I call my left hand...
Used_Explanation8103 t1_j6kjacl wrote
Reply to Either Netflix need to fix their algorithm or you Americans have a very weird definition of horror. by EggBender93
I would 100% watch a Barbie horror movie.
Crypy0 t1_j6kmfdm wrote
Reply to Bird house or....... by Deep-Philosophy1135
Looks like the perfect home for a Woodcock 🤔👍🏻