Please enlighten the less perceiving

If only I spoke Russian…

Guy is getting his workout in on his commute home

We got that there new "sistem." Show your fucking ID.

I’d finally forgotten that. Now this happens.

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To the top page of r/funny with you.

These were fun to read. I like the bowling ball and pin although simple. Straight to bread jail is neat.

NFWE

That's four or five male chicks killed the day they hatched by the company your sister bought the hens from

Haha, yeah. A coworker made that old man with sweatpants at the strip club joke and I enjoyed it so I stole it.

In the ba-ha-ha-ha-ack. Good shit

I think Sesame Street should rethink licensing The Count to Netflix.

I think just fours or five hens. No rooster.

It’s the only place in town that’s allowed to do that, they’ve been open for a while and were grandfathered in when the laws changed. If you decide you want to try it out again just don’t wear sweat pants or they’ll turn you away at the door lol

If successful, you'll get to penises up!

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Corollas from the 70's and 80's still weighed 2000 lbs. I am a fit adult construction and I cannot lift up 500 lbs. 4 of you would all have to be averaging that. I dp not believe this unless the engine was missing

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How many hens and how many roosters?

Not too sure. Lives on the outskirts of Eugene, Oregon so I’m guessing from a local farm?

Oh, I thought all nude places couldn’t do drinks? I think my strip club days are behind me now anyways. In my twenties, I got the sense that the women didn’t hate approaching me and talking to me because I was young, fun, and decent looking. Now I feel like the old pervert in sweat pants learing at girls too young for me and prefer women my own age.

Everybody must get stoned.

- Bob Dylan

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