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The thought of someone being unable to deliver a package because of a rooster is hilarious. I get a dog but really lol.

At least they put the frowny face that makes it a bit better.

hello.jpg was '99, if you were there, as I was, you're now about 1370 internet years old.

If you know how to program a vcr, you're about the same age in wizard years

Yeah, it’s a terrible thing that we do to those animals. It’s so nice when I visit my sister because I can eat her hen’s fresh eggs guilt free!

Yeah I wasn't getting Motor Trend on TV then so it was only magazines, posters and matchbox cars.

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Fuckin' Elon

Reddit is proof of that.

The main reason stripping is ethical and eggs aren't is that strippers can quit. Egg-laying hens are owned as property and forced into a nonconsensual transactional relationship.

When we get into specific practices, it's even worse. One example: as far as I know, no strip club is throwing the baby brothers and sons of their strippers into giant blenders on the first days of their lives

https://youtu.be/udSiluTAOaQ

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Prolapse?

The dancers are cage free and have cocaine room access

It’s a lie. The entry fee for this place is expensive af. But it’s the only strip club in Vegas where you’re going to see all nude eighteen year olds, so they have the market cornered.

Yeah they get way bigger than that. As tall as people. That's just a small toy that's made to a different scale than the dinosaurs but you already knew that.

I got 86’d from that place in my twenties for accepting a handjob and the dancer was also very mad at me for ejaculating. I thought she had a plan for that. She’s the professional.

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That sir is a dedicated person to his bike.

Indeed.

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You should have seen my face when this appeared onscreen in 1994. It was the first time I'd seen one in motion. I was floored.

But are you charging them?

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We have something similar with our lemons. I was told it was citrus mites.

I haven’t had to pump my Johnson since my doctor started me on a new prescription for the ol’ prostate. But since I started taking Prostata, I haven’t had any backup in my bilge!

Life is better with Prostata

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Driveway/sidewalk in front of the house (to the left), just confusing perspective. Backed up underneath. Just has to pull forward to leave.

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Blue waffle colored.