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"One book titled "Johnson Bilge-pumps are most definitely my bag, baby." written by u/HALF-PRICE_"

The car was misbehaving so they forced it to sleep on the porch

From the movie Pulp Fiction.

Just because you are a character, doesn't mean you have character.

I know some old people who will track who said Bless You and how many Thank Yous were given. And if the number is off it can easily turn into an argument. Absolute insanity.

haha these are great. the 'still watching' with a crystal ball is epic

Yeh, I struggle to understand why people buy Kia's also.

Tread looks fine, maybe a little discoloration.

MR WOLF.... I hear he solves problems

In pog form.

Maybe 1 for weddings & funerals?

I’m appalled at this mediocre display of gravity.

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The only question I have is who built that porch? Is it wood or is it made of concrete/asphalt?

I don't get why he wanted them to drive fast. I mean they just scrambled to clean the car as much as they could in half an hour or whatever, and he even made a point of telling them it didn't have to perfect. You'd think he'd want to avoid the risk of getting pulled over where their half-assed cleanup job would be a lot more likely to get noticed.

It's the love hole

Hello, third party. To answer your question, I stuck to myself — I don’t care about popularity. What have you gained from asking me such question? Sincerely, Benny

Third party here, what did you gain from this exchange?

I don’t get it

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Whatever you do, don't search for this. For your own sake.

To be fair I wasn't the one who wanted a rooster lmao.

I beat you by almost half a dougie fresh. 👍🏻

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