One day someone will post a charcuterie board that's mostly meat.

Where’s the papaya?

Making rules on how someone should eat is the dumbest shit ive ever seen. Ill order my steak well done, eat pizza with a fork, cut my spaghetti and eat ice cream with my hands. Idgaf lol

Better question is why do you care?

I can't ever imagine not smashing a tuna fish Sammy with toasted bread.

In Japan they always cut up my steak this way for me but you’re usually not eating as much of it I guess

Just use yolks and a lot of cheese and vigourously mix it when it comes down to it. My biggest mistake earlier on was making my egg/cheese mix too runny which made a glossy and smooth sauce, but not very thick.

De Cecco makes a fusilli corti bucati that is little coiled up lengths of bucatini, like little telephone cords. It’s delightful and fork friendly.

https://www.dececco.com/us_us/product/fusilli-corti-bucati-no-198/

INEDIBLE*

I HATE ALL CAPS.

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Smurf and turf is like something Gordon Ramsay would say to a contestant after undercooking the steak 🤣

Look up Pan Seared Tuna Nicoise salad!!! So damn good and easy to make!

Oh god

That looks smurfin’ good!

The brown butter the steak was cooked in, drizzled over the potatoes. That did it for me.

..... Are those big noodles and bacon bits or is this a small serving?

If it's halloumi I am very jealous because it looks so well cooked and I love it and there is currently none in my house.

Looks great, thank you for posting the recipe!

upon some research I see that there is etiquette for eating steak, especially at steakhouses cutting the steak all at once is apparently very frowned upon lol. I have never heard of this etiquette but it's good to know now in case I go to a steak house to eat. can't say I find the act of judging how other people eat their food to be polite but to each their own lol

now I know! so, neither obtuse nor fecetious, just a standard person learning something new every day 😁

I used to make this dish 30-40 times a day at the restaurant i worked at. I only had it once but man is this dish not only spectacular to look at its delicious!

I’d just funnel that entire fruit tray down my gullet.

Looks mouth watering. What's your recipe?

Looks delish!

I HATE BUCATINI. THEY ARE THE WORST PASTA TO EVER BE MADE. THEY ARE UNEATABLE, WAY TOO SMOOTH AND ANNOYINGLY LARGE. THEIR HOLE PREVENTS ANY SUCKING ACTION TO EAT THEM LIKE SPAGHETTI, AND THEIR WEIGH SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN SCOOP THEM WITH A FORK BECAUSE THEY SIMPLY SLIDE OFF. I HATE BUCATINI.