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As someone who has applied to 74 jobs in the past two months, can you say more about this? I’ve changed my resume once and have 3-5 cover letters. Feeling bleak.

This is the least helpful followup comment ever. If you answer is "I don't know, choose a good one," why not save us all the time and not type anything at all?

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I worked in a nursing home.

I assure you, they can and do.

Any engineering role; any product role; any PM PgM, PFM roles, basically anything where you touch/see/smell code.

Now sales jobs, biz dev jobs, account management jobs are open to slightly older. But not too old.

Finally, there are always exceptions to the rule.

Nice population map. Should change the title to Reported Meteor Strikes.

>. In tech hubs you age out at 45. At 55 you're fucked for the most part.

Is this for IC Jobs or for any kind of job in the tech industry ( Managers / Leads etc)

What would happen if you divided this by a population map?

damn not even giant rocks like the U.S

I would think the aliens would be smart enough to avoid the part of the planet that gets hit with meteors the most

This just proves that all those movies with alien attacks happening almost exclusively in the US is statistically more realistic.

I know right. The only diet I've ever done is simple calorie counting. It's always been effective when I do it and stick to it. I know it's not the most ideal but being a very picky eater, truly healthy choices like a salad aren't gonna happen (aside from the fact that I drink water 95% of the time as I don't need empty calories).

Looking at the pattern now, I just realized the biggest factor has always been the level of activity at my job. I had sedentary roles between May 2012- May 2013, and then again from Nov. 2015 - June 2016 and mid 2018 to present. It seems every time I switch to a more sedentary job or position, I gain weight since I'm not replacing the lost exercise.

How do I interpret? If red, the middle / upper class are either moving or upgrading?

That's possible. But I've revved it a couple of times. Any tips on this?

Making fortunes? On LinkedIn? I mean, I live in a cave and all, but you'd think I'd have seen this. Got a link?

Your resume is getting rejected by the pre screening AI. You need a new version.

You should! People are doing it on LinkedIn and making small fortunes lmao. And sounds like you have marketing chops! 😂

If that's true then you should find some better software.

I looked at this again. I was misremembering the issue. I was able to make age work but it then it screwed up my data labels (weights) on the main line. I'd have needed to reset to having the full set of 246 labels, tediously deleting most of them to keep the clean look. But here's what that looks like with age, just without the data labels on the peaks/ valleys.

I've had this happen twice - once a while back in a job I actually took. They told me they were hiring me as a marketing manager. Then once hired said, well, it's going to be account executive. I was a little put off, but they said they'd give me a whole county to myself. I thought that might be okay. Go through the two-week (almost utterly useless) orientation and report in to the office where they tell me I'd only get half the county.

Turns out the half of the county I got was already over-saturated and every single customer or potential customer I contacted over 6 months said they hated the company I was working for. Every single one. It was unbelievable.

Actually, I've often thought of writing the stories of my employment. I have quite a few doozies.

Will do.

Those are some serious swings! Not really finding a sustainable diet and exercise routine?

I interviewed recently for a vCIO role at an MSP. The first interview, the job title was vCIO. The second interview, they called it senior consultant (not that weird, but worth noting) the third interview it was called an entry level consultant role (something is definitely amiss, but I'm invested now so interested to see what happens) and then the 4th interview I am finally told the actual position is for Technical Account Management. Essentially sales, little to no consulting. They offered me a job at an abysmal rate and I declined.

Just wanted to share that, since I noticed you had several interviews where the job and JD you applied to ended up being two completely different things.

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