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ifoundit1 t1_jbv9hen wrote

I tracked salad fingers down to a man with a family of 15 people. He was concentration camped in Jamaica during one of the British invasions of Jamaica and it's also possible he's Reddits great grandfather if not great great grandfather.

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Lost-My-Mind- t1_jbuuey5 wrote

Is it wrong that I want to put you behind a desk, and force you to paint these for 120 hours a week, every week, until the day you die? Selling them at $7.99 per piece.

YESSSSS!!!! CAPITALISM GROWS!!!! I SHALL MAKE MONEY DOING NOTHING BUT EXPLOITING THE LIVES AND TALENT OF CREATIVE PEOPLE!!! I SHALL GROW RICH STEPPING ON THE TALENT OF THOSE BELOW ME AS I TAKE ALL THE CREDIT!!!!

........Did I do it? Did I American right?

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