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yourguidefortheday t1_j8c8s0h wrote

Reply to Farm (ballpoint pen) by tylerd9000

These pigs are making human farming way too hard on themselves. All those humans still have ALL their fingers? That's a good way to get runaway livestock and sabotaged equipment. Any decent human farmer will tell you that humans are very smart - nearly as smart as we pigs are - and precautions /need/ to be put in place to ensure they don't injure themselves, other humans, or even you. At minimum cropping off of the thumbs from each hand is recommended, with full removal of one or both hands suggested for more troublesome livestock. Now some say this stresses them out and makes lower quality meat. The little guys like to use their hands for eating because they don't have a snout to get at their food with, I guess that just goes to show why we're higher on the food chain. But the small decrease in quality from stress can be corrected by slaughtering when they're younger, and more tender anyway.

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chyerbrigade t1_j8c5zht wrote

Reply to comment by Choice-Valuable313 in jflaxman by b00giemane

Don't ask me silly questions

I won't play silly games

I'm just a simple choo choo train

And I'll always be the same.

I only want to race along

Beneath the bright blue sky

And be a happy choo choo train

Until the day I die.

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