Or you squeeze it so tight and give it kisses it runs away from you, annoyed

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Invader Zim-esque. And I mean that as a compliment I like the style

Glad I’m not the only one who saw it too

Ghosts/Aliens = Demons

Call on the name of Jesus Christ to help you.

I love this!

This is incredible. Reminds me of some shots from Hereditary where it takes your eyes a second to adjust to the dark and then you notice things. Very well done

Jason Momoa: "That's Maw Man!"

I know I'm ugly, but damn

Some years ago one Memorial Day weekend I was in bed not long after midnight and heard what I thought was my two cats bouncing around making noise downstairs. When I heard a loud sound like "fwhoomp" I realized that it wasn't the cats, so I got up and when I stepped into the hallway (my bedroom is at the back of the house), I could see a bright, flickering orange light from the front windows.

I ran downstairs and looked out the first floor front windows to see that the house across the street was on fire.

Long story short, everyone in the house got out safely, the house had to be torn down mainly due to water damage from the firefighters putting out the fire, and the verdict was that the fire started in the front porch furniture, possibly from a passerby throwing a firework, more likely a lit cigarette accidentally dropped or left by one of the residents, and the "fwhoomp" I heard was the smaller fire reaching and igniting the gas meter in front of the porch.

It took me a while after that to be able to assume a noise in the night was just the cats.

dO yOu hAvE gAmEs On yOuR pHoNe?

You guys need to find better vaginas

The military made me extremely paranoid about intruders. If I'm in a room, I HAVE to face the closest entrance, or at least have it in my eyeline.

This was me trying

To sleep after recently

Watching Skinamarink

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This was me trying to sleep after recently watching Skinamarink

Oh hellll nahhhhhhh

Reminds me of some Shawn Cross

LOVE ❤️

As long as you don't mind randomly getting punched in the face while you're sleeping

This is badass, I love it

treat it like a cat

You win.

Very Ralph steadman

Sauce?

At an early age probably third grade I would fall asleep facing the wall because if whatever it was would make it to my room I’m dead anyways and I don’t want to see it.

This fear went away and I developed a fear of the darkness outside windows at my moms in the country. Would literally run past windows. Now I keep all my blinds down pretty much all the time. As a 33 year old