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jewish-nonjewish t1_j6m60pa wrote

Reply to Forgive me, Father (OC) by LeeroyM

The idea that an unholy creature may be able to enter a holy place implies that place wasn't holy to begin with. Or a modicum of other things such as but not limited to: the unholy creature in question is strong enough to resist such powers, God never existed in the first place and it's only the demons we ourselves create that are real, or that God was so disappointed by this church that he just abandoned that place and left everyone to die. Which isn't unlike him.

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danarchist t1_j6m1xza wrote

Reply to comment by FatSelkie in Forgive me, Father (OC) by LeeroyM

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." Says an altar boy at confession.

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Four months vacation and five good leads!"

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