Go ahead, give 'em a sniff.

You know you're regretfully curious.

Because the anger, burned within…….

I love the wings 😭

she’s a secret necromancer and she needs both your baby teeth AND your adult teeth to cast a dangerous black magic death spell.

i wouldn’t be in any rooms alone with her, just in case.

That is niiiicely horrifying

Is it just me or does everyone get the confession words wrong? I grew up Catholic and it's "bless me father" not "forgive."

This reminded me of that old flash horror game exmortis

That's fair but your earlier comment was "you don't understand how much a million is", not "you should be more altruistic".

People know it's a lot of money.

Also, assuming one went through with that - and you're imo overestimating the courage and selflessness of humans, plus I disagree with your assertion that they're bad people if they don't literally die in this scenario, but I digress - IF you went through with that you'd have to have all the legal stuff set up first to make sure the money went where you want it, not just got taken away because "well you're dead now, that sucks".

I am sleepy, and I thought it said bipolar bear at first glance.

Didn't you say people need to call out child groomers?

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My best friend was an alter boy. I was too shy as a boy to go up in front of people. My wife doesn't believe me. I'm the total opposite now.

I agree.

Damn, I'm doing face to face confessions from now on. At least I can nope the hell out of the Church if I see a demon priest from a distance.

I'm sorry, are you squeamish u/EMP_Jeffrey_Dahmer?

the priest is masturbating off behind the partition

Stay gold poneyboy. You know Outsiders… it means it’s morbidly good.

Is this really appropriate?

Does she take them out and look at them when she is drinking?

They certainly both feature confession booths. Great film!

Good, this is good. Thank you

He's just excited for the juicy gossip he's about to get

The father just realized the sinner is a young boy.

Reminds me of that confession scene in the exorcist 3

I used to do this. Until my oldest turned into a teenager and I realized I had a glass bottle of teeth for no reason so that was kinda weird and pointless