About his car warranty, probably.

Also my Italian mom

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The picture won the National Geographic prize out of 7,000 other contenders and a $10,000 prize…

Never mind billions, imagine 10k being the prize! Nowhere near enough!

I hear that other missile manufacturers only fire 55% of the missile while the Polar Bear fires 100%. That's 45% more missile PER MISSILE. Truly an Animal King!

While in its meaning you can say that (because his gf wasn't really nuts like him, she just got eaten because of her dumb boyfriend) there's no evidence to suggest he sacrificed her literally and then gave himself up.

Dude was just that stupid to believe he had a connection with the bears.

"Attacks with the might of a hundred machetes."

That's made to look that way and not real right?

If Raytheon made earbuds, they'd cost 6.5 million dollars, be made of 45 bucks worth of materials, and the first 3 generations would sound like shit and randomly blow your left ear off.

And the government would use our taxes to buy 450 million pairs.

He is wrong. That observation clearly does not apply to this situation. The photographer is not using his superior stamina to chase down this bear and kill it while it’s exhausted.

Take my angry upvote

OK there agent smith

Polar Bear are the largest predatory land animal on Earth.

Last picture taken...

"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty!"

We only started doing that ~200 years ago. That's a feature of industrial civilization, not human nature.

Okay now that's weird.

Mine to, found them when we emptied my moms apartment after she moves to the retirement home, my wife think its discusting but I dont know what to do whit them 😅

This would be a fire album cover

Resorting to gallow's humor in the face of tragedy is one of the more human reactions you could have, it doesn't deserve to be called sick.

Damn how much candy did u eat

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"MMMM...Human....It's "what's for dinner?"!

Grizzly bears get much larger than black bears. If you get the two confused, you already lost.

You do some awesome art!