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ReplacementRough5190 t1_j6hdtlt wrote

Bear: β€œI regret to inform you that your application for credit has been rejected, that mole on your foot is malignant and your wife is thinking of leaving you.”

Photographer: β€œWhat the hell?! Why would you, a polar bear, follow me out here for hours in the Arctic just to tell me all that?”

Bear: β€œSorry mate, it’s just my job. I hate being the bearer of bad news.”

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