If a polar bear is chasing you, strip naked, you wouldn't want the bear to choke on your jacket would you

At the point you see him, he's probably following you for 2 hours or so.

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Last night I was startled by an owl

Polar Bear "Incident"

This has to be one of the scariest pictures I've ever seen.

Some say it’s still following him to this very day

"Bonjour"

Was that like a dozen or more years ago? I seem to remember seeing the pics and it's literally like a few of a mama bear and her cubs, then one of the mama bear standing, looking at the camera, then her coming towards the camera. Like, I wasn't sure if it was a joke - sad though.

You joke but this scenario played out in Denali National Park. It was digital though, if I recall.

First person (recorded at least) to die from a bear mauling in the park’s history.

https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/article/grizzly-kills-san-diego-backpacker-alaskas-denali-national-park/2012/08/26/

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We've always been hunter-gatherers. The folks at Walmart are gatherers.

Don't worry; he wore the brown pants that day.

"Heard you were talking shit."

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Haha I thought this was going to be knife missile ad

She wouldn't happen to be sticking them around this man's house to fuck with him is she https://www.reddit.com/r/Paranormal/comments/10onbod/what_does_it_mean_if_you_keep_finding_teeth/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Correct but the human is clearly being hunted here

The polar bear always knows where it is because it knows where it's not

Fantastic

That's true. I'm also not seeing many polar bears at Walmart though.

Which is kinda the point. We have giant swaths of land that predators avoid at all costs because they know that we are to be feared as a species.

There are all those soft meaty lethargic people and predators absolutely know better than to get near them.

Cute

My oldest has only lost her first 2 teeth. I'm definitely keeping them!

The sky and the cosmos are one

Honestly that's sorta wholesome, in an odd kind of way.

My mom saved all my baby teeth.

I just wish she let them fall out naturally first