You should grind them up into a very fine powder and then trick her into eating em.

Pretty sure most humans I see at Walmart aren't catching up to any prey that isn't already dead

That’s a Mexican mom for you Lmaoo

Why do you think he fed her to the bears?

Following or stalking?

Beautiful 🥰

Photographer - “glad I wore my brown pants…”

FROM THE TOP ROPE

He's not wrong though. That's what's terrifying about being hunted by humans. Animals can run from us but we can track them and we WILL catch up.

You can also shoot the shit out of the bear if it charges you first, and then determine the specific species afterwards.

Kinda reminds me of the end of the final Hobbit movie where Azog is floating underneath Thorin

Bro, you don't take your money with you to the grave. All the money in the world ain't worth my life.

Gat dayum!

Another handy tip is to ask whether the bear is currently biting your limbs. If the bear is biting your limbs, it probably means you harm. If not then you should be okay.

Dude polar bears are one of the few animals that can easily shrug off gun shots, unless you're walking the arctic with a bandolier of grenades you're fucked.

Oh well, people not getting jokes is the whole reason this little thread exists. Cheers!

Something from the Podesta art collection

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Thanks.

If you see one it means it wants you to see it and you were selected for prey. No technique that works on other bears works on a Polar Bear - the only thing you can do is try to run away at this point

Sends chills down your spine

why would anyome complain...

smash or pass

If it’s white like the president, you heaven sent

Even the /s didn't save you